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    "It's a game of chess" or "it's a tactical battle"

    In other words it as dull as ****
    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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      Battle of britain for any game involving teams of opposing british countries.

      Ray wilkins is dial a cliche.

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        "Joint top" when two teams have the same number of points, despite having different goal differences. If you have and inferior goal difference you are second not joint top
        The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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          Manchester United don't know when they're beaten.
          That rug really tied the room together.

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            Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
            "Joint top" when two teams have the same number of points, despite having different goal differences. If you have and inferior goal difference you are second not joint top
            Yes that is a stupid one.

            In Spain, aren't teams separated by head to heads and then goal difference?
            My kebab comes with chilli sauce

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              Originally posted by Liverpel View Post
              Manchester United don't know when they're beaten.
              Unfortunately thats not even a cliche, its true.

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                Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
                "Joint top" when two teams have the same number of points, despite having different goal differences. If you have and inferior goal difference you are second not joint top

                But is it not just an abbreviation of 'joint top on points', to avoid stating the obvious? There are plenty of other examples, but **** if I can think of a single one now.

                Not a cliché, but the Wisdom jokes are gonna start getting on my tits. Gonna? They have from the very first one and show no signs of relenting.
                If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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                  Dubious goal panel

                  **** off
                  The times they are a changin'.

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