Willian secures 'Dream' Liverpool Spurs Chelsea move

[danperkins]

Lot of money for an unproven player, how many times we said that before!

[poorscousertommy]

Ahem

New song. To the tune of "William, It was really nothing" by The Smiths

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine
Willian, Willian it was really nothing
Willian, Willian it was really nothing
It was your life...

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say:
"Oh! Would you like to marry me?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself!
Oh, Willian, Willian it was really nothing
Willian, Willian

I am going to be honest with you - this is ****

Don't take it offensively like but it really is!

[spider-neil]

Willian's Mrs has the largest breasts you've ever seen. No other reason is needed to bring him to Anfield.

[Fosterbloke]

I'm still to see a video of Willian that shows a £5m+ player.

[Tee]

I'm still to see a video of Willian that shows a £5m+ player.

Reverse Downing effect maybe? I think it might actually be a good thing that he is rated so highly but doesn't have the obligatory jizzfest youtube vid.

[Chazza]

I'm still to see a video of Willian that shows a £5m+ player.

Good job we haven't signed him then innit!?!

[Slinky Skills]

Please baby jebus let this one happen. Willian or willi not, slinky will tie your willian a knot.

Reds contact Anzhi over interest in Brazilian Willian

Midfielder joined Russian in January for £32m and is currently on £100,000 a week wages

By James Pearce

Liverpool FC have contacted Anzhi Makhachkala to express their interest in attacking midfielder Willian.

The ECHO understands a bid has yet to be tabled for the Brazil international but the Reds are keen to bring the 25-year-old to Anfield.

Willian only joined the Russian big-spenders for £32million from Shakhtar Donetsk in January but they are willing to sell as billionaire owner Suleyman Kerimov looks to cut costs.

Willian, who has two caps for his country, is a left-sided attacker who has previously indicated his desire to play Premier League football.

He started his career at Corinthians in his homeland before moving to Shakhtar for 14million euros in August 2007. He helped them clinch four Ukrainian league titles and the 2009 UEFA Cup before heading for Anzhi earlier this year

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/reds-contact-anzhi-over-interest-5718825#.UgtizT9bf50.twitter

We won't be offering him £100k a week that's for sure.

Hey Anzhi it's Liverpool football club, what's happening with Willian?

Errrrrr, he's not for sale.

Oh ok, thanks for letting us know anyway.

[Fosterbloke]

Willian's Mrs has the largest breasts you've ever seen. No other reason is needed to bring him to Anfield.

I tried to find a photo but no luck.

[Sarb]

Hey Anzhi it's Liverpool football club, what's happening with Willian?

Errrrrr, he's not for sale.

Oh ok, thanks for letting us know anyway.

Exactly. How hard can it be. I don't get what all this enquiry stuff is about

We know what we have to spend. Ayre rings them up, or his agent. Asks if he's available, finds out a price. Goes back, talks to the boys. Decides whether or not to bid (then we appear to sit around doing f-all for a few weeks) then bid when someone else is interested

[Baracus]

Willian's Mrs has the largest breasts you've ever seen. .

Best Song yet

[spider-neil]

I'm still to see a video of Willian that shows a £5m+ player.

Coutinho looks decidedly average in his AC Youtube clips.

[spider-neil]

I tried to find a photo but no luck.

Obviously pregnant, can't find a pic where she isn't.

[Harv]

He looks like Pongolle!

[Tee]

or a young Michael Jackson.

[spider-neil]

or a young Michael Jackson.

He can't just, he can't just, he can't just control his feet.