General Football 23/24

[Roboklopp]

Possibly but it was proper funny.

[Fivex]

So it's impossible 2 people have been bummed to death by zebra's?

[Fivex]

Salah just scored a wonder goal against the run of play v Juve.

[Roanmore]

Cisse gets 7 game ban, wonder will Evans get the same?

[ChesterDave]

FA Youth Cup on ITV4 at the moment.

Chelsea keeper flapped so badly coming out for a corner Spurs had 7 players closer to the Chelsea goal than the Chelsea GK

Not surprised foreign players get into the PL so easy. English kids, if tonight is anything to go by, are ****ing woeful

[Alex]

Spitting is worse than Racism?

These ban tariffs are still out of line with the offence being committed.

I mean spitting is horrible and all, but its hardly a leg reckless tackle or a punch in the face.

[Kenneth]

We need an ordered list Alex. Worst to least worst.

1. Murder of an opponent (may need subdividing into to different murder methods)
2. Rape in the penalty area.
3. ...
....

[Lecter]

Spitting is worse than Racism?

These ban tariffs are still out of line with the offence being committed.

I mean spitting is horrible and all, but its hardly a leg reckless tackle or a punch in the face.

Cant stand Evans

Think hes a snide, hes gotten away with some horrendous tackles (two footed ones as well)

I'd ban him for life, just for being *****




















* although on second thoughts they should just force United to play him

[EwarWoo]

They don't need to force them, LVG plays him anyway

[Vermilion]

[Chazza]

Iranian boss punches reporter in the balls - which Premier League boss will be the first to give it a go?

As managers get increasingly irritated by the press, it's only a matter of time until a journalist gets punched in the balls - just like this unfortunate Iranian reporter

In the Premier League, managers, players and chairmen have little choice but to put up with the media. Answering questions from the press is part of the job.

Over in Iran, football people view things differently. In that part of the world, it seems a difficult question can simply be met with a punch in the knackers.

Bahram Afsharzade is the chairman of Esteghlal - one of Iran's biggest teams - so you would think he's be used to reporters ambushing him with queries about his club.

Apparently not. In this clip, despite appearing perfectly calm, he offers a response to the waiting journalist… before appearing to strike him right in the crown jewels.

Seems a bit over the top. Our biggest worry is that Premier League bosses could see this and feel inspired. After all, there are quite a few top flight managers who are getting increasingly irritated with the press at the moment.

The question is: which gaffer could be the first to snap and hit one of us in the unmentionables?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/iranian-boss-punches-reporter-balls-5284254

[Vermilion]

Montreal Impact manager Frank Klopas sent off for hip thrust towards the referee.

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/montreal-impact-manager-frank-klopas-sent-off-for-hip-thrust-towards-the-referee-162455124.html#uk-tw-po

[Lee]

FFS can someone sort out the formatting on this page please.

[Alex]

Better?

[ChesterDave]

Montreal Impact manager Frank Klopas sent off for hip thrust towards the referee.

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs....html#uk-tw-po

I can only hear the voice of Jay from Inbetweeners saying "IMPACT"