Yevhen Konoplyanka [Sevilla]

[Pablo]

I think you're all forgetting he's in the Ukraine. They don't even have the internet there. The contract will likely be delivered by a vodka fuelled donkey ridden by a bearded lady (with Ian Ayre getting a lift back to Liverpool on her shoulders. Obviously).

[Alex]

I can make PDFs of documents from the computer. But Im on about drawings.

Anyway. Think we got a little off subject here

[EwarWoo]

Their lawyer can be spotted here in the background, they're dragging him to the meeting.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUruo7c08L0"]Drunk Ukranian miner - YouTube[/ame]

[EwarWoo]

Anyway. Think we got a little off subject here

Well, we would open a thread for it, but you'd only fackin close it!

bait

[dom9]

I think you're all forgetting he's in the Ukraine. They don't even have the internet there. The contract will likely be delivered by a vodka fuelled donkey ridden by a bearded lady (with Ian Ayre getting a lift back to Liverpool on her shoulders. Obviously).

A very good point. But the there's no need to drag me into it.

I can make PDFs of documents from the computer. But Im on about drawings.

Anyway. Think we got a little off subject here

But if you scan it, then it's a PDF.

[Kenneth]

The state of him

[Pablo]

Their lawyer can be spotted here in the background, they're dragging him to the meeting.
Drunk Ukranian miner - YouTube

Here's a rough translation of what he said: ""Very soon you will know where I will play. It's all very serious. I'm shocked myself. It will all be clear very soon."

[dom9]

Well, we would open a thread for it, but you'd only fackin close it!

bait

The discussion of the nuances of electronic document management is a worthy diversion in any thread.

[Norbs]

Their lawyer can be spotted here in the background, they're dragging him to the meeting.
Drunk Ukranian miner - YouTube

Looks like the fella has Cerebral Palsy, not drunkenness

[Resu]

I think you're all forgetting he's in the Ukraine. They don't even have the internet there. The contract will likely be delivered by a vodka fuelled donkey ridden by a bearded lady (with Ian Ayre getting a lift back to Liverpool on her shoulders. Obviously).

Hopefully we don't have to go through some state departments or place like that in Ukraine. God knows how efficient they are these days.

[EwarWoo]

Looks like the fella has Cerebral Palsy, not drunkenness

Someone with CP that severe working at a mine

[Norbs]

Someone with CP that severe working at a mine

Crazy isn't it, but maybe that's the only option available to him in that region

[Fivex]

Sort this bloody thread out Alex

[Vermilion]

Oh! This is the Konoplyanka thread after all! For a moment i thought i'd wandered into a 'How to make the perefect PDF!' thread!

[el matador]

Surprised that this hasn't been done with the deadline looming tonight. To make things worse I'm playing football tonight and would appreciate it if one of you lot could text me to let me know if he signs or not (mod: deleted). Unless we sign him first.

Cheers.