FIFA Corruption Thread

[Phil]

I still think Blatter will win tomorrow mainly because he's spent all these years giving out cash to FAs all over the world. That's why he still has support in Asian and Africa for example.

It wont matter though, the FBI have him in their sights and the guys they've arrested and will arrest will surely talk. Screwing over the yanks with the 2022 WC bid basically amounts to defrauding the US government. They get a bit pissy about that

When it all comes out in the wash and the 2018 & 2022 bids are shown to be what they were it would be pretty untenable to have them go ahead. Whether or not there's time to do anything about it is another matter.

[tanner]

Very odd given you were there initially only to complain about a runny nose.

It wasn't his nose that was wet by the sound of things

[tanner]

It was the only criminal act I could think of at short notice

That alone speaks volumes

[Norbs]

[Roboklopp]

Very odd given you were there initially only to complain about a runny nose.

[Roboklopp]

This sounds very similar to when you forced that poor junior doctor to give you an anal examination by leaping on to his desk naked in doggy position....

[Norbs]

It was the only criminal act I could think of at short notice

[tanner]

Say I bought a Peanut Hershey bar in the US and shoved it up my arse when I came back home and got my dog to lick it out. Would that get me extradited?

[tanner]

give him a good soaking Dom

As if

Not at all.

As I've said, it's was a ridiculous thing to say. And I'd also say that you've overreacted.

So we'll agree to disagree, and we'll carry on with our day.

The only ridiculous thing was the fact you took it in the context you did.

Anyway, as you say, we'll agree to disagree.

[Norbs]

And did it?

[red g]

Say I bought a Peanut Hershey bar in the US and shoved it up my arse when I came back home and got my dog to lick it out. Would that get me extradited?

I read that as would that get me excited?

[Norbs]

I should hope so.

Panic over, I chose to pay in my own currency at the airport. Phew

[Norbs]

Probably not

Might get you in trouble with the RSPCA though

True. What if I licked the chocolate off first?

[Lee]

Say I bought a Peanut Hershey bar in the US and shoved it up my arse when I came back home and got my dog to lick it out. Would that get me extradited?

I should hope so.

[Lecter]

Say I bought a Peanut Hershey bar in the US and shoved it up my arse when I came back home and got my dog to lick it out. Would that get me extradited?

Probably not

Might get you in trouble with the RSPCA though