Mario Balotelli [On the Road to Ballon d'or)

[Maxiedge]

I actually think he's too stupid to be a footballer, which in itself, is quite a spectacular feat

[Assassin]

I actually think he's too stupid to be a footballer, which in itself, is quite a spectacular feat

[Lecter]

I actually think he's too stupid to be a footballer, which in itself, is quite a spectacular feat

[Irishnev]

I actually think he's too stupid to be a footballer, which in itself, is quite a spectacular feat

[Bender]

Just leave Mofo

[Exiled_red]

I actually think he's too stupid to be a footballer, which in itself, is quite a spectacular feat

[Vermilion]

Sound familiar? Were we not supposed to have inserted an amount of "good behavior" clauses into his contract. Where did that get us?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...programming-UK

According to La Gazzetta dello Sport Balotelli has also been told "extravagant haircuts and clothing" are off limits, as will be smoking and clubbing. His social media activity will also reportedly be "closely monitored."

I just don't believe we didn't insert the 'extravagant haircut' clause, but for that he could have been a contender!!

No wonder his new boots are sporting the new 'extravagant haircut', he's done Milan over like a kipper there. Crafty Mario.

[Daniel 7]

He's probably amazed that there are still people willing to pay him money for this. I reckon he's performing some kind of social experiment to see just how rich he can get before someone finally realises he's in it for the laffs.

[Fosterbloke]

You're talking bollocks, shut the **** up.

Sorry cunt.

[Shaggy]

I almost admire his commitment to taking the piss

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/balotelli-skipped-liverpool-training-new-9935471

[Shaggy]

During a bonding exercise Balotelli claimed not to know who Allen was - despite having shared a dressing room with him for months

[baitman]

so sorry to see him go, its great to have someone keeping morale up on the training ground, etc

[lickedlollipop]

this gif pretty much sums up my feelings towards balloteli:

[Saveloy]

I almost admire his commitment to taking the piss



http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport...ng-new-9935471

**** you Bob the Charmer. **** you.

[Daniel 7]

I wish I didn't know who Joe ****ing Allen was