Originally posted by Joey Jones
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Do you want some 
I go and watch our 3 o clock games at a pub near me, and there is small guy with a goatee and dark hair that's in the pub every game, no matter who's playing he's a moidering ****er, just goes around pestering everyone in the pub, nuisance he is. Pretty much the exact same type of character as this ****ing oddball.
He's been around for a while, I remember him when I used to work on the tills in Asda and he used to come in back then draped in United gear, united top, united wool hat, united scarf the lot.
Anyway, he basically lives in this pub. He ****ing stinks, clearly doesn't work as he's a ****ing loon and now he is Burnley fan!
Draped in all Burnley gear. Was watching the game the other week and a load of big Rugby lads came in smashed, they started chanting "Burnely, Burnley, Burnely" in a Lancashire accent and he then like the dork he is started mimicking them. Few minutes later it dawned on the slow **** that he was having the piss taken out of him.By this time the lads had cleared off so he started waffling on to himself saying "No one takes the piss out of me, otherwise they'll get ****ing hammered!"
Me and mate were pissing ourselves. ****ing squarehead.
Mario being super.
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