Number of female fans set to plumet..

[murder_inc]

what appeal is that ian? the fact that he looks like a large rat and can sniff chees from a mile away?

[mark1975]

Is Kuyt on his way, then?

*looks at the smoking ruins of his Handsome XI*

Are seriously asking me to provide 'inside info' with my track record?? Dunno, sounds promising(ish)

[murder_inc]

*cheese

[IanTheRed]

Christ yeah, well the Mancs are giving us a run for our money.. How daft are they eh? A combined £42m for Rooney and Saha when they could have gone for bargain trolls like Crouch and Bellamy.

We don't have to have the ugliest strike force though Mark if we play Gonzalez or Kewell as support striker. We could put that on the front of Heat, Just17, Take a Break et al, enticing the ladies to Anfield under false pretenses, and then wheel out Crouch & Bellamy...

[mark1975]

I think it's time Luis became a 'striker' just to balance things out, he's gorg, though Ryan set his sights on him before ANYONE

[mark1975]

We don't have to have the ugliest strike force though Mark if we play Gonzalez or Kewell as support striker. We could put that on the front of Heat, Just17, Take a Break et al, enticing the ladies to Anfield under false pretenses, and then wheel out Crouch & Bellamy...

I dunno if it's such a bad thing mate, sacrificing a few of the fairer sex, after all, the're all Lacoste tracky clad, orange 'sunbed tanned', gravel gobs.

[Mumsafan]

We still have Pepe, JAR, Xabi, Gonzales, Gerrard, Garcia etc though don't we so that'll do for me

[IanTheRed]

what appeal is that ian? the fact that he looks like a large rat and can sniff chees from a mile away?

Is that Cheese or Che's? Could Robbie have found Ernesto Guevara faster?

*walks away in amazement, whole new possibilities spring to mind*

[IanTheRed]

I dunno if it's such a bad thing mate, sacrificing a few of the fairer sex, after all, the're all Lacoste tracky clad, orange 'sunbed tanned', gravel gobs.

Ooooh I just hanker to hear the sound of a deep scouse accent on a girl again, you just don't get it here in Leeds..."ALRIIIIIIIGHHHT LA, GIZ A GO ON DAT SPLIFFFF DER"

[Ryan]

I think it's time Luis became a 'striker' just to balance things out, he's gorg, though Ryan set his sights on him before ANYONE

I dunno, I'd gladly keep him at right-mid so long as it demotes Jermaine 'The chav Lionel Richie' Pennant out of the good looking XI.

[Laz]

Mods! Can you move this thread to the Powder Room?

[mark1975]

I dunno, I'd gladly keep him at right-mid so long as it demotes Jermaine 'The chav Lionel Richie' Pennant out of the good looking XI.

I think (hope) there's always a place for Luis.. Do you reckon his chances will be more limited?

[IanTheRed]

I think (hope) there's always a place for Luis.. Do you reckon his chances will be more limited?

I think his chances will always be good Mark, Ryan will always have a place for Luis...

[Ryan]

I think (hope) there's always a place for Luis.. Do you reckon his chances will be more limited?

Away to the likes of Bolton, I can't see him figuring.

At homes against the better sides; Chelsea, United, etc, and in the Champions League - I'd expect to start every single time.

The amount of 'big game' goals he gets despite not really figuring that often is astonishing, and indispensable.

[mark1975]

Yeah very true, he and Gerrard seem to be the main two capable of that bit of magic, I hope Gonzalez, Aurelio or even Bellamy can offer that 'something' occasionally too...