WTF - Magpies agree shock Crouch transfer

[Slim]

I'd have put more effort into it if i was on KT... I have contacts at BBC online, a wee back hander could have got me a dummy page.

In fact i'm meeting the founder next week... i shall inquire, but who'll ever believe me now

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I'd feel bad about hearing about a lanky fred perry bloke hurling himself, head first off Granada studios though.

[AFII]

http://newsbbccouk.robert-mccreary.c...509.stm_files/

So it's not on tribal football then?

No

[Red Chilli]

So it's not on tribal football then?

I thought it was, alongside Trezeguet coming to us

[Bob]

What you talkin' bout Willis?

Mr. ShaggyAlonso

[Shaggy]

I'd have put more effort into it if i was on KT... I have contacts at BBC online, a wee back hander could have got me a dummy page.

In fact i'm meeting the founder next week... i shall inquire, but who'll ever believe me now

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I'd feel bad about hearing about a lanky fred perry bloke hurling himself, head first off Granada studios though.

I do love Crouchie.

And for the record...I used to be lanky...when I was a skinny knut. Now I'm slowly turning into a fat *******, I could be described as.....um......Giant Haystacks!

[Red Chilli]

Mr. ShaggyAlonso

Ahhhh, I get ya.

[Red Chilli]

I do love Crouchie.

And for the record...I used to be lanky...when I was a skinny knut. Now I'm slowly turning into a fat *******, I could be described as.....um......Giant Haystacks!

Oh yeah, you're married now

So not doing much crowd surfing these days Shaggy?

[spud_gun]

I think its about to kick off....

Magpies agree shock Crouch transfer
Peter Crouch
Crouch has cost clubs £32.56m in transfer fees
Newcastle have revealed they have agreed a record 17m fee with Liverpool for England's 26-year-old Peter Crouch.

Reports have previously suggested Benitez would sell Crouch to Newcastle. But this transfer will surely come as a shock to many Liverpool fans who are losing their top goalscorer with 13 goals this campaign.

Rafa Benitez so far has refused to be drawn on whether he has a replacement lined up. "We will do our best, always, but there is not a lot of time left." Rafa added: "He (Crouch) is a fantastic player and has done very well for us. And we must thank him for this. Newcastle are getting a very, very good player."

Newcastle are expected to unveil record signing Peter Crouch this afternoon as their sole big-name signing of this transfer window.

Interview: Newcastle Chairman Freddy Shepherd

Newcastle Chairman Freddy Shepherd confirmed they made an offer for to Liverpool at the start of the week.

He said: "This morning Newcastle United have reached the principles of an agreement on the conditions of Peter Crouch's transfer to Newcastle United Football club after lengthy dialogue with Liverpool since Monday."

"Peter passed his medical this morning, and agreed terms without any hestitation."

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Newcastle manager Roeder said: "We are absolutely delighted with what we have bought and Crouchie and is equally happy to be here."

"We hope this shows our fans we can compete with the so-called big four in attracting top players."

And he added: "Peter Crouch was an excellent Liverpool player, and I think he will prove to be an excellent Newcastle player."

"I said a month ago when I was asked, he is very talented and certainly deserves his place in the England team. I've always rated Crouch, but i never believed in my wildest dreams that Liverpool would sell him. I must thank the board for their wonderful support."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/6310085.stm

Are you Dunk in disguise? Trying to get some 'banter' going on the forum?

[Shaggy]

Oh yeah, you're married now

So not doing much crowd surfing these days Shaggy?

Not so much mate, not so much. I booted someone in the face, accidentally of course, at the Hammersmith Palais last Feb and the c**t tried to nick my shoe. :whatever:

My muscles have given up and without any warning at all I'm suddenly turning into a fat *******.

[Bob]

Are you Dunk in disguise? Trying to get some 'banter' going on the forum?

Just a giggle, i hate t/fer deadline days.

[Red Chilli]

Not so much mate, not so much. I booted someone in the face, accidentally of course, at the Hammersmith Palais last Feb and the c**t tried to nick my shoe. :whatever:

My muscles have given up and without any warning at all I'm suddenly turning into a fat *******.

It's funny, it started to happen to me when I was your age. Then some young lady who I hadn't seen for about a year came to our office and said "Jesus, you're porking out a bit aren't you?". That was my trigger to USE my gym membership and I've lost a lot of weight since without changing my diet I've had other people come up to me saying I'm too thin now.

YOu're young enough to get those muscles working again, once you pass 30 it becomes twice as hard. Do it today

[Shaggy]

Well, tomorrow maybe.

[KK07]

Very good Bob mate.
Even had me popping upstairs here for a look!!

[Bob]

Very good Bob mate.
Even had me popping upstairs here for a look!!

Upstairs??

Gold room?

[Red Chilli]

Well, tomorrow maybe.

Shaggy, you can start by copying my badger avatar.