I am a chelsea fan...

[wankstand]

ok guys i have had a variety of private messages sent too.

What the **** is the platinum club invitation?

[disco]

Cheslea mate of urs went the game today. Text from him:

Out numbered, outsung, outplayed, outclassed, well done yer ******s


He took 2 mates with him, both Brum fans, to make up the numbers!

LOL, I went with 4 people..... 1 was a Chelsea fan h: (but a decent chelsea fan i.e. he was a fan all his life and can appreciate decent football/isn't too happy with all the new fans etc.)

I lent him one of my Liverpool shirts so no-one would suspect anything if his body language betrayed him.

Anyway, I told him he could have had a stand to himself opposite in hindsight

Apparently, he found the songs and banter very amusing, but was disappointed at how poor his (real) team was!

[shankly]

Hang on. Chelsea to Cardiff is around 150 miles, Liverpool to Cardiff is around 200. Are you saying they didn't want to pay the toll to cross the bridge?

Just checked on AutoRoute, and Chavski to the Millenium Stadium is 2 hours 17 minutes, and Anfield to Millenium Stadium is 3 hours 01 minutes

[Red_Al_77]

ok guys i have had a variety of private messages sent too.

What the **** is the platinum club invitation?

Hello JR.

[brendan]

So we can have someone to shoot from all angles and all distances, only to scuff them into the wall? You do realise his phenomenal good luck with poxy deflections cannot possibly go on?

Lampard has scored nearly 40 goals in two seasons.

Much as I despise him and his club, that's fcuking brilliant.

[Bob]

Lampard has scored nearly 40 goals in two seasons.

Much as I despise him and his club, that's fcuking brilliant.

Indeed, though his form in the later half of last season, and through the World Cup was pathetic. I wouldn't bet against him scoring 20 odd goals this season though

[Snigger]

I only joined because my little one is a liverpool fan and i would rather it was me on the internet than my 7 yr old.

Some of what you lot say about chelsea is rubbish in my opinion.

Sorry just have to say it, if you think anyone other than us will win the league then you are mistaken.

FLMAO - get in there son, only a Chelsea fan would actually call himself Wankstand and post on behalf of a 7 year old. People dislike Chelsea because the manager is such an arrogant c unt - anyone can win trophies with unlimited funds to spend on whichever players they want (provided the players wants to go there). Lampard vs Gerrard? different animals but I know which one I'd prefer and it's not the fat one.

[kurtangle01]

ok guys i have had a variety of private messages sent too.

What the **** is the platinum club invitation?

it's where arseholes hang out. i'm certain that you would fit in there.

[Ataturk]

so... yesterday i saw that chelsea fans dont go to watch their team, didnt realise they didnt like talking to each other on their forums either.

not surprised really.

mr 'stand' you are an idiot. nothing less and nothing more. you have made some good points (ie we might rely too much on relative unknowns) but they are clouded by a multitude of silly, childish remarks.

the start of this thread was quite funny, but the more i read, the more i was just laughing at you.

prick.

[Alex]

ha ha ha ha ha wankstand!! What a name!! Anyways back on topic, can you let your son post please! After all this is a Liverpool website and for Liverpool fans!

Also yes, i have to agree Lampard is a good player, but i cant stand the guy! Plus he was pants at the world cup!

[Redzion]

One small point what if Chavski get 13 points deducted for tapping those Leeds lads up?
Maureen is scared simple facts,if he don't win the CL he's sacked booted told to **** off.

[kop-al-74]

Can anyone imagine how far this thread would of got on KT?
Freedom of speech,great thread.

[RedSwede]

ok sorry mate, you just won the charity shield. You are odds on to win the prem now.

Can i use your lottery numbers too.........

Brilliant reply mate ! You really got him there :whatever:

[Red_Polo]

It cant be anyones to lose before the season has even started. We are all on zero points.

All i am saying is i cant see these strengthenings as being very good...

Pennant?, that little no-necked ****ing taff up front?

So a drink driver and a welsh man are gonna get you the prem?

Better that than it to be 'won' by a thief who stole billions from a people who have seen a massive decline in standard of living and life expectancy in no small way attributed to such thefts

[Red_Polo]

Why did Chelsea recently release a 'History of the Club' DVD and ignore the contribution of Matthew Harding and Ken Bates...two people that saved your club before 'Money Bags' turned up? Is it that history didn't exist before the Russian turned up?

I heard about that and it's a ****ing disgrace. Any real Chelsea fan would hate Abramovich.