I am a chelsea fan...

[BobTheCharmer]

I heard about that and it's a ****ing disgrace. Any real Chelsea fan would hate Abramovich.

Mr Polo old boy. The starter of this thread is no more a chelsea fan than you or me. stop being taken in by this gastly fool.

[Red_Polo]

Well put Colin. That about sums it up. No one is saying we are going to win the title this season, only that we have a better chance than we have had for many a year.

I am

[Red_Polo]

Can someone explain to me why Chelsea didn't sell out the home allocation at Stamford Bridge on a number of ocassions last year and had to advertise in the Evening Standard? Is Stamford Bridge near Cardiff?

They have to advertise it on the radio too. Whenever I walk past that **** pit to go the cinema I almost always see upcoming games have tix available even the day before a match

[MrMichael]

Mr Polo old boy. The starter of this thread is no more a chelsea fan than you or me. stop being taken in by this gastly fool.

Bob -

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[Maestro]

This is like watching monkeys finger their own arses in the zoo.

I was going to post something similar, but your imagery is much more succint.

[Red_Polo]

ok guys i have had a variety of private messages sent too.

What the **** is the platinum club invitation?

[Red_Polo]

Mr Polo old boy. The starter of this thread is no more a chelsea fan than you or me. stop being taken in by this gastly fool.

That may be my good sir, but all the same it does one good to rebuke one's foes with vigour. I'm limbering up for another year living in close proximity to these buffoons, and I assure you, I intend to engage in much verbal jousting with them.

[red g]

That may be my good sir, but all the same it does one good to rebuke one's foes with vigour. I'm limbering up for another year living in close proximity to these buffoons, and I assure you, I intend to engage in much verbal jousting with them.

Verbal jousting?? have you met many available of stringing a sentence together?

[Maestro]

Verbal jousting?? have you met many available of stringing a sentence together?

He does make a salient point RP...

[Red_Polo]

Verbal jousting?? have you met many available of stringing a sentence together?

I heard one of them say 'fark offfff' once, which was rather eloquent. I cast him asunder and requested that he pass on my apologies to his mother that I didn't have time to help her change the sheets, and that the money was on the bedside table. Then I ran.

[KK07]

What an amusing thread.
How did I miss this!!

[red g]

I heard one of them say 'fark offfff' once, which was rather eloquent. I cast him asunder and requested that he pass on my apologies to his mother that I didn't have time to help her change the sheets, and that the money was on the bedside table. Then I ran.

[The Glove]

Is it only me that saw the title of this thread and started to sing 'I am a the music man'?

[Don Quixote]

I bet Chelsea NEVER EVER win the Champion's League.