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    If They Failed As A Footballer?

    OK, here's the scenario:

    Each player at LFC today made it through the very tough process of impressing at youth level, whether it was at LFC or another club and moved on to make their career playing football professionally(obv).

    My question is this and should make an entertaining thread: Going by the player's personalities, hobbies, motivation or anything you might know about them; if they had of failed in their mid to late teens at the footy (like me ), what do you think each member of the squad now, would have been most likely to do, career wise?

    A bit of craic aswell as being a serious thread. You can have any reason you want for your guess. We can also extend it to players from outside LFC such as Rooney who I think may have been a butcher for no other reasons other than his looks, the fact he's a bit thick and the fact that he likes his food. (no offense to any butchers out there )

    Last edited by Nic83; 16-04-07, 12:35 PM.

    #2
    Bolo Zenden: Dutch Electro-funk entreprenuer with little glasses on the end of his nose.

    Either that or just a professional stoner in one of them Amsterdam 'cafes'
    Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
    John Updike

    My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
    George Gillett

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      #3
      Bellamy: Drug Dealer - Imports his gear from a Dutch 'businessman' called Bolo Zenden
      Fernando Torres

      I dont just love him, I'm IN love with him

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        #4
        Don Rafael Benitez. If I tell you what he does I will have to kill you. Comprende?
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          Doesn't matter what career path Gerrard would've taken - he'd be on the sick for years with 'depression'.
          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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            #6
            Peter Crouch would have been a crossbar at Stamford Bridge.
            Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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              #7
              Carra would still be 'mindin' cars down Walton Breck road.
              Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
              John Updike

              My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
              George Gillett

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                #8
                Jermain Pennant would of been a microphone.

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                  #9
                  Funny the way noone has come up with any 'real' jobs yet. Just goes to show how highly you all rate the intellect of our players

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                    #10
                    I think Peter Crouch would be a purchase ledger clerk.

                    Yon-Arne Riise would be a builder.

                    Craig Bellamy would be a refuse collector.

                    Momo Sissoko would be a fitness instructor. He'd drink that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot!

                    Jermaine Pennant would be in jail.

                    Carra would work for his local council.

                    Steve Finnan would be a rogue car dealer.

                    Robbie Fowler would be an estate agent.

                    Alvaro Arbeloa would be a waiter, clearly.

                    Xabi Alonso would be a tennis pundit.

                    Jerzy Dudek would be a clown.
                    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                      I think Peter Crouch would be a purchase ledger clerk.

                      Yon-Arne Riise would be a builder.

                      Craig Bellamy would be a refuse collector.

                      Momo Sissoko would be a fitness instructor. He'd drink that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot!

                      Jermaine Pennant would be in jail.

                      Carra would work for his local council.

                      Steve Finnan would be a rogue car dealer.

                      Robbie Fowler would be an estate agent.

                      Alvaro Arbeloa would be a waiter, clearly.

                      Xabi Alonso would be a tennis pundit.

                      Jerzy Dudek would be a clown.

                      Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
                      John Updike

                      My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
                      George Gillett

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                        #12
                        I think dudek would be an alcoholic
                        Bellamy would work for a debt collector
                        Kuyt would be a school bus driver

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                          Doesn't matter what career path Gerrard would've taken - he'd be on the sick for years with 'depression'.
                          I live with Steptoe.

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                            #14
                            Garcia would be a lifegaurd in some Spanish holiday Water Park
                            When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                              I think Peter Crouch would be a purchase ledger clerk.

                              Yon-Arne Riise would be a builder.

                              Craig Bellamy would be a refuse collector.

                              Momo Sissoko would be a fitness instructor. He'd drink that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot!

                              Jermaine Pennant would be in jail.

                              Carra would work for his local council.

                              Steve Finnan would be a rogue car dealer.

                              Robbie Fowler would be an estate agent.

                              Alvaro Arbeloa would be a waiter, clearly.

                              Xabi Alonso would be a tennis pundit.

                              Jerzy Dudek would be a clown.

                              Classic Partridge
                              www.terracehound.com

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