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    Originally posted by Tom View Post
    You are not fit to tie Steven Gerrard's boots. Your were ****e last night.



    gerard made him look second rate - and gerard didnt even play that well
    drunk knows best

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      i thought he was going to put that peno over the bar

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        Originally posted by Rocket View Post
        i thought he was going to put that peno over the bar
        he was VERY lucky pepe didnt save his pen too - pepe dived past it
        drunk knows best

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          Originally posted by CAD View Post
          Zero goals in the last 20 games. Well done, Fatty...
          Quite surprised with that stat. I guess it begs the question - what can Lampard do when the deflections stop going his way?
          White liquid in a bottle = Milk

          Purslow = C*nt

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            i had chat with a manc today who said he'd have lampard in the man ure team ahead of stevie

            once i'd stopped laughing i checked if he was serious. he was. so i laughed some more
            "At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques"

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              Originally posted by carrsim View Post
              i had chat with a manc today who said he'd have lampard in the man ure team ahead of stevie

              once i'd stopped laughing i checked if he was serious. he was. so i laughed some more
              shows what mancs know about football
              White liquid in a bottle = Milk

              Purslow = C*nt

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                Originally posted by carrsim View Post
                i had chat with a manc today who said he'd have lampard in the man ure team ahead of stevie

                once i'd stopped laughing i checked if he was serious. he was. so i laughed some more
                That's ace! It's like picking Rosie O'Donnell over Scarlett Johansson

                Originally posted by wynne1975 View Post
                Oi! We don't want the fat kunt down here! I want availability on fish and chips thank you very much!
                Sorry mate, that was the first non-Premiership club that came on my mind. The second was Boston United
                Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

                going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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                  nice pic and i've just watched maureen's interview ,what a feckn bad arse loser that man is.a prick of the highest order.:whatever:
                  Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Clint Eastwood

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                    The police are apparently interviewing Frank Lampard about the burglary at Jose Reina's house. Apparently no-one can vouch for his whereabouts from

                    7.45 - 10.15 on Tuesday night.

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                      *******s messing up my link
                      Last edited by Fivex; 02-05-07, 04:05 PM.
                      Hello mert.

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                        lmfao
                        :bird:

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                          Originally posted by Reece View Post
                          FFS Mourinho stiull saying they were the onjly tesam who wanted to win the gamew

                          I can't be arsed to crrect my spelling now!
                          They were the only team trying to win it.
                          We wern't trying to win it, we did win it.
                          Lets just get on with the job and see how it pans out at the end.

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                              Originally posted by breffniboy View Post



                              That is so two years ago
                              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                                Originally posted by bazza76 View Post

                                That is so two years ago
                                Hey, don't knock it - it works!
                                Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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