Thread for laughing at Chelsea :) and the Mancs

[kurtangle01]

Convenient that their forums are offline!

[stuartb]

That's got to be Mourihno's time up at Chelsea, The CL might have saved his job but i can't see there being any chance of him being manager at Chelsea next season

I dont think he was ever staying but now he can say they pushed him out as opposed to claiming he is moving on under his own steam

[James]

From a Chelsea Forum:

'f*****g scouse bar stewards

i've just ripped the living room door off the hinges. F*** the neighbours. b*stards the lot of them'

[kurtangle01]

From a Chelsea Forum:

'f*****g scouse bar stewards

i've just ripped the living room door off the hinges. F*** the neighbours. b*stards the lot of them'

[Red_Polo]

From a Chelsea Forum:

'f*****g scouse bar stewards

i've just ripped the living room door off the hinges. F*** the neighbours. b*stards the lot of them'

[kurtangle01]

How are your flat mates, polo? Dissapointed?!

[Jimthered]

There are somethings money cant buy...

[lfc4ever]

Karma is one.

Robben going down like he'd been zapped with 40,000 volts, Reina getting sent off in a certain match last year.

Reina, 23, was quoted as saying: "I am furious with him for what happened. Robben's a big actor and he did well enough to win an Oscar.

"He is an excellent player but he was deceitful with the way he behaved. I would never hit out at another player."

Guess who saved Robben's pen to send them home to think again?

You couldn't have made it up could you??

Karma, tis a wonderful thing.

[Harv]

Pretty sure money can buy gallery.hd.org mate.

[AFII]

Liverpool's Carragher: Mourinho as funny as Del Boy!

Liverpool's Carragher: Mourinho as funny as Del Boy!
tribalfooball.com - May 01, 2007

Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher says he takes the goading from Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho with a pinch of salt.

The Liverpool player said: "He's the funniest thing to come out of London since Del Boy and Rodney.

"I do read all of the stuff that's said before and after the games, and I find most of it really funny.

"You hear all this about mind games but it has no impact on the players at all. I think the managers make a few comments and they get blown up because it's entertaining.

"Mourinho just says crazy things all the time. The southerners aren't known for their sense of humour, but Mourinho's press conferences put that right. You can't take what he says seriously most of the time."

[Reece]

This is old. I read it yesterday.

[Tom]

Fatty lumpard

You are not fit to tie Steven Gerrard's boots. Your were ****e last night.

[El Diego]

True.

[Reece]

He's just a fat Carlton Palmer.

[blacky]

******. He tried to "Do" Xabi again last night.