Torres Caption Competition

[Eth]

[Roboklopp]

"I thought you said there were hobbits here Rafa?"

[Pacman]

Rafa: Right Fernando lets get ready to ramble lets get ready to walk, lets get ready to ramble lets get ready to walk.

Torres: You'll ding dang do for me.

[tommyg]

'and this is how you start the goalscoring fire'

[tomasjj]

"To dive properly, hold your hands like this and hit the deck!"

[ALTf4]

Now Fernando, you better pray with me that your worth £27 million

[Roboklopp]

Rafa: "Nando, please stop playing with your willy, we are being filmed."

Nando (drooling): "Mmm, hobbits."

[Paul.S]

Rafa: "You come to me, on the day of my daughters wedding...."

[LFCman]

Don Rafa: "Fernando, either your signature will be on the contract, or your brains."

Fernando: "I think that's an offer I can't refuse"

[tomasjj]

Rafa: "You come to me, on the day of my daughters wedding...."

hahahahahahahahha!

Now where is Clemenca...

[red g]

torres to rafa ' who is that fat ******* over there standing on a dustbin cart trying to get a picture of us' ?

[redlancer]

"i've got an idea Rafa"

Rafa - "no that's just an i above you head"

[LFCman]

torres to rafa ' who is that fat ******* over there standing on a dustbin cart trying to get a picture of us' ?

[Cisseshairdresser]

Rafa: Right Fernando lets get ready to ramble lets get ready to walk, lets get ready to ramble lets get ready to walk.

Torres: You'll ding dang do for me.

Genious, and you beat me to it you *******!!

[AFII]

Torres...Can you keep Bellamy Rafa, we need a dwarf in the team.