Torres Caption Competition

[ineednewfootwear]

rafa, singing to himself; "now i'll never think that we can lose, i've no regrets. if i had to do the same again i would my friend fernando"

torres, thinking to himself; "i hope there's some fit birds in those seats cause that's just about where i'll be making my goal celebrations. they love a bit of me!"

[Red_Al_77]

Rafa "That ******* Fowler has put superglue in the soap dispenser again!"

Torres "You sure boss? Cos I just saw Jan Kromkamp picking up some bits in the shower room"