Agger's injury...

[Johnny]

Jaysus are the doctors busy or something

Deegame gave so many of his boyfriends diseases that hospital will be busy for months.

[Red Chilli]

i'll consult the doctors at the hospital i work at & will let you know

FLMAO

[pager]*Bleep* *Bleep* Bleep*[/pager]

DR: Hi Dr........, on-call for orthopaedics, did someone page me?
Dee: Yeah, it's dee from IT here, just wondered if you've heard anything about Daniel Agger's injury.
DR: Who
Dee: Daniel Agger, he's Liverpool's ball playing centre back
DR: Who is this? What are you talking about?
Dee: I'm ringing from IT, just wondered if you knew anything about Liverpool football club.
DR: Stop paging me and get the ****ing servers back on line
[dialing tone]