An Open Letter from Andrei Voronin

[Tatterdemalion]

"Dear Liverpool Fans,



Yours,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow."


...now fill in the gaps...

have fun...

[Shaggy]

[FatTony]

I love your TKMAXX, their shellsuits are fantastic value...

Even through the bad times you never stopped singing my name, though you never started either

[Mike]

Great to hear the fans cheering me, though i was getting substituted.

[cadmium]

"Dear Liverpool Fans,

I realise now, that after leaving the club on loan that, without a shadow of a doubt, I'm ****e.

Yours,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow."


...now fill in the gaps...

have fun...

[FatTony]

нет я не нахожусь в статус-кво

[Shaggy]

Dear supporters of Liverpool FC,

I hope you liked my pony tail.

The undercut was a mistake, and I am growing it out as I write.

I will never forget the time I nearly scored an important goal when I went one-on-one with the keeper at Sunderland last season, and missed. And of course my goal of the century in Toulouse. Who could forget that?! My pony looked particularly good just as I struck the ball, and I have a poster of that very image on the wall of my outside toilet here at my new home just outside Berlin.

I'm very pleased with my pony and how it withstood the banter at Melwood. Big Martin Skrtel used to call me a poof and it made me laugh. He said it once in the canteen and I laughed so much I had Lucozade Isotonic Sport coming out of my nostrils.

I will miss most my close proximity to Granada Studios in nearby Manchester. I was often told to stay away from training so I would spend my days in the studio audience at The Jeremy Kyle Show. It was free to get in but my status as a Liverpool player enabled me to skip the queue outside and go straight in. There were some great people on that show. The only downer was that I wasn't allowed to wear clothing that displayed logos and nor was I allowed to wear my baseball cap. The cap did wonders for my pony...made it look even better. Still, one can't have it all.

Bye.

Andriy Voronin

[FatTony]

I was worried about moving to england, but it turned out to be an easy transition. Whenever I got on a bus or in a taxi, whenever I ate out at a restaurant or popped in TKMAXX I was always surrounded by people who could speak Russian or Polish.

[FatTony]

Dear supporters of Liverpool FC,

I hope you liked my pony tail.

The undercut was a mistake, and I am growing it out as I write.

I will never forget the time I nearly scored an important goal when I went one-on-one with the keeper at Sunderland last season, and missed. And of course my goal of the century in Toulouse. Who could forget that?! My pony looked particularly good just as I struck the ball, and I have a poster of that very image on the wall of my outside toilet here at my new home just outside Berlin.

I'm very pleased with my pony and how it withstood the banter at Melwood. Big Martin Skrtel used to call me a poof and it made me laugh. He said it once in the canteen and I laughed so much I had Lucozade Isotonic Sport coming out of my nostrils.

I will miss most my close proximity to Granada Studios in nearby Manchester. I was often told to stay away from training so I would spend my days in the studio audience at The Jeremy Kyle Show. It was free to get in but my status as a Liverpool player enabled me to skip the queue outside and go straight in. There were some great people on that show. The only downer was that I wasn't allowed to wear clothing that displayed logos and nor was I allowed to wear my baseball cap. The cap did wonders for my pony...made it look even better. Still, one can't have it all.

Bye.

Andriy Voronin

[Craig_H]

Dear Liverpool Fans,

I'm so sorry.

Yours,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow.

[Kev_81]

Dear supporters of Liverpool FC,

I hope you liked my pony tail.

The undercut was a mistake, and I am growing it out as I write.

I will never forget the time I nearly scored an important goal when I went one-on-one with the keeper at Sunderland last season, and missed. And of course my goal of the century in Toulouse. Who could forget that?! My pony looked particularly good just as I struck the ball, and I have a poster of that very image on the wall of my outside toilet here at my new home just outside Berlin.

I'm very pleased with my pony and how it withstood the banter at Melwood. Big Martin Skrtel used to call me a poof and it made me laugh. He said it once in the canteen and I laughed so much I had Lucozade Isotonic Sport coming out of my nostrils.

I will miss most my close proximity to Granada Studios in nearby Manchester. I was often told to stay away from training so I would spend my days in the studio audience at The Jeremy Kyle Show. It was free to get in but my status as a Liverpool player enabled me to skip the queue outside and go straight in. There were some great people on that show. The only downer was that I wasn't allowed to wear clothing that displayed logos and nor was I allowed to wear my baseball cap. The cap did wonders for my pony...made it look even better. Still, one can't have it all.

Bye.

Andriy Voronin

Class

[checkpoint]

Not to be a spoiler here, but isn't he still a Liverpool player?

[ForeverRed]

"Dear Liverpool Fans,

I'll be back!

Yours,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow."


...now fill in the gaps...

have fun...

[Shanks]

"Dear Liverpool Fans,

You should be more concerned about the person who brought me to your club without paying a bean,
than the short success I had here as a player.

I expect great things by the time I return.

Yours in Love,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow."

Cheeky *******.

How dare he write such stuff.

[Skullflower]

"Dear Liverpool Fans,

just cuz u iz jelous don't mean you have to be an asshole.



Yours,

Andrei Voronin
The Crow."