If you had 1 Billion pounds.....

[Craig_H]

It's sunday night and you're typing mini essays - you do the math

[DannyMan2006]

It's sunday night and you're typing mini essays - you do the math

Bored......... And I have to be to discuss pipe dreams like these!

[andrewces38]

That'd be an absolute ******* to get out of after the game

first in first out basis leading to a way one system , encourages people to get to the game a bit earlier hence spending more time and money in my club shop and then watch a free for all after 90 mins

[Craig_H]

first in first out basis leading to a way one system , encourages people to get to the game a bit earlier hence spending more time and money in my club shop and then watch a free for all after 90 mins

But you cant detain people in the carpark against their will.

If the early arrivals go to the pub after the game and one of the later arrivals returns straight to their carpark afterwards, you cant force them to wait

[poorscousertommy]

Get Peter Kenyon in???? ****ing hell..whilst your at it recruit Bin Laden for the managers role.

[EwarWoo]

Well, if I wanted to spend 500m of it on LFC that would be the lot, as I'd be getting a divorce and the wife would be entitled to half in the settlement.

So I'd have no money left to buy players, pay off debt or build a stadium.

Which would leave us where we are now

Nice whimsy but not in RL alas.

[EwarWoo]

But you cant detain people in the carpark against their will.

If the early arrivals go to the pub after the game and one of the later arrivals returns straight to their carpark afterwards, you cant force them to wait

Surround the car park in giant crash mats and each level can have it's own exit, just drive off, land gently on the mat, drive away.

People would be queueing up at the crack of dawn to get a space on the ground floor

[Craig_H]

Surround the car park in giant crash mats and each level can have it's own exit, just drive off, land gently on the mat, drive away.

People would be queueing up at the crack of dawn to get a space on the ground floor

[TheElephantMan]

I'd stop working and buy myself a new Ford Focus.

[EwarWoo]

I'd stop working and buy myself a new Ford Focus.

Steady on, I think you're getting a little carried away, it's only 1 billion!

Careful now, down with this sorta thing.

[TheElephantMan]

Steady on, I think you're getting a little carried away, it's only 1 billion!

Careful now, down with this sorta thing.

Oops! I thought it was 1 trillion. Okay a fiesta then.

[Nicey]

I'd buy a mansion somewhere hot and a yacht, and have several hot women in (and out of)bikinis attending to me at all times. Don't think I'd worry too much about football to be honest.

Its the correct answer

[Liverpool]

If it was a spare billion I would buy Liverpool move out of Anfield build a massive complex in South Liverpool 70,000 stadium, hotels, restaurants, casinos, gym, office space, apartments making more jobs than lost.

Sell the stadium rights to someone, bin Carlsberg off the shirt and have a differnt charity on the shirt every season starting with Shelter in memory of John Peel. Sign 2 class players for Rafa and add one each year.

All school kids in Liverpool get into Carling cup games for a pound.

[tommyg]

I would give it all to.... charideee

You know a stripper named Charidee?

[EwarWoo]

If it was a spare billion I would buy Liverpool move out of Anfield build a massive complex in South Liverpool 70,000 stadium, hotels, restaurants, casinos, gym, office space, apartments making more jobs than lost.

Sell the stadium rights to someone, bin Carlsberg off the shirt and have a differnt charity on the shirt every season starting with Shelter in memory of John Peel. Sign 2 class players for Rafa and add one each year.

All school kids in Liverpool get into Carling cup games for a pound.

Geez, I know 1 billion is a lot but I doubt it would go quite that far.