If you had 1 Billion pounds.....

[Liverpool]

Geez, I know 1 billion is a lot but I doubt it would go quite that far.

With stadium rights and increased revenue its got every chance.

[Nicey]

If it was a spare billion I would buy Liverpool move out of Anfield build a massive complex in South Liverpool 70,000 stadium, hotels, restaurants, casinos, gym, office space, apartments making more jobs than lost.

Sell the stadium rights to someone, bin Carlsberg off the shirt and have a differnt charity on the shirt every season starting with Shelter in memory of John Peel. Sign 2 class players for Rafa and add one each year.

All school kids in Liverpool get into Carling cup games for a pound.

Some good ideas there ...

I would bin Carlsberg and try and hook up with Apple or better still Tap Out. I would start a number of Academies in the States. Create a Retail Chain with Key stores in Beijiing, LA, Dublin, Sydney and Tokyo. I will sell the Stadium rights to someone like BMG or Sony and design it in such a way Music concerts could be held regularly during the season providing addtional revenue streams. I would provide full matches delayed live to stream globally. I would dramitically increase the ammount of branding and promoting the club carries out. I would commit to at least on Marquee signing every 3 years.

[EwarWoo]

try and hook up with Apple

Season tickets doubled in price, only pretty players signed, and given memorable catchy names, but overall actually performs very averagely?

[Nicey]

Apple is a modern, cool, global, relevant brand, it would attract a lot of new fans the club and strengthen our position as a global sports brand

[Rafa Justice]

What the guy with the yacht said. Don't think I'd be giving a penny to these yank pricks, other than tickets and merchandise.

[FatTony]

I'd buy a mansion somewhere hot and a yacht, and have several hot women in (and out of)bikinis attending to me at all times. Don't think I'd worry too much about football to be honest.

Me too, screw the pampered footballers. This summer of all summers has reminded me that the majority of footballers don't give a damn about the club, only themselves.

Would I throw a fortune at the club to pay them 100k plus a week....no. I'd buy a box at the club though, and you could all squeeze into it.

[carheex]

I'd buy a lifetime's subscription to "the insider" and send dunk £5 as a deposit on his autobiography. Knowledge is power......

[Harv]

buy a mansion on the Riviera, and make sure at least 5 lovely Eastern Euro horny sluts are around at all times.

I'd then make a magazine about these hot women and the naughty hijinx they get up to, and sell it to the masses....making me even more rich.

[PTP]

I'd certainly give some to the help the club out (ie player purchases only etc,) But i wouldn't buy the club! i would hate to own Liverpool with all the ****ers on forums nowadays!

Headline - "Liverpool chairman seen bladdered at Mr Magoos, Birkenhead"

followed by forum posts "get out of our club, you plastic scouse *******"

[Harv]

why care about Liverpool when you could be balls deep in Eastern Euro ass??

[MrsB]

why care about Liverpool when you could be balls deep in Eastern Euro ass??

Why do you need 1 billion pounds for that?

[Nicey]

Balls deep in young women kidnapped, gang raped and forced into slavery .. classy

[Harv]

Why do you need 1 billion pounds for that?

You dont, not with my good looks anyway.

But it would sure help attract the real hot ones.....you wouldn't actually give them any of it though. That would just be silly.

I'd keep it all, although it would be tempting to buy Messi.

[Harv]

Balls deep in young women kidnapped, gang raped and forced into slavery .. classy

someones taking this far too seriously

I would be taking them away from all that and letting them live at my mansion on the Riviera anyways. I'd be a god damned Saint!!

[EwarWoo]

I'd keep it all, although it would be tempting to buy Messi.

To go with your Euro Sluts?