Possible explanation for Gerrard's woeful season

[pondus]

Why would she sleep with a Championship player who doesnt even get 1/6th of what Stevie Gerrard gets?

And Stevie shagging a 16 yr old girl is shocking. I thought he knew better and was one of those who knew what's right and what's not

If you have a small willy your girlfriend will find someone with a big one to shag. That's just the way it is

[Lecter]

Are you saying that Fowler didn't do coke, or they had no evidence?

I dont have any evidence either way, although I seriously doubt that he did it

Just like I seriously doubt that Alex Curran has banged "Pancake" whilst getting photographed snorting coke, whilst shagging so many blokes that nobody knew who was the father of her kids, and then after getting so lucky and not getting any story into the press has chosen to bang a Derby County player whilst shes supposedly living in Lytham*

Meanwhile her husband has got a 16, 17 and 21 year old pregnant, and has moved out of their family home in Formby to live in a hotel in Southport shortly before he gets divorced and dumps his wife and kids to move to Madrid



* the Lytham house story is another rumour but strangely Gerrard is also living in the same house, despite their kids still attending private school in Crosby

[destinydude]

If you have a small willy your girlfriend will find someone with a big one to shag. That's just the way it is

I'm more than sure that Ste Gerrard has a good enough willy to keep Kris Commons away from Alex and she's clearly with SG more for the luxuries than to be a stay home and watch the kids wife so why would she **** up the opportunity?

Anyway Im not too sure about the UK divorce law. SO if Alex cheats on Stevie and they get a divorce, does he have to split his assets 50-50?

[Shanks]

I'm more than sure that Ste Gerrard has a good enough willy to keep Kris Commons away from Alex

More than sure..

How does that work then?

[destinydude]

More than sure..

How does that work then?

Have seen 'the bulge' a lot of times when he's on the field in his knickers

[Shanks]

Have seen 'the bulge' a lot of times when he's on the field in his knickers

OK you win and no I haven't.

[destinydude]

OK you win and no I haven't.

Look closer next time.

[Reece]

Seems an appropriate time for this

NSFW

[destinydude]

Seems an appropriate time for this

NSFW

That surely is photoshopped?

[Reece]

That surely is photoshopped?

Don't panic mate, I'm sure yours is perfectly adequate.

[destinydude]

Don't panic mate, I'm sure yours is perfectly adequate.

It is. I keep getting the 'looks' all the time there

[ronanm]

I heard a similar story myself about SG from a mate who calls himself The Wallet. He used to figure prominently on Koptalk back in the day. The only difference is The Wallet has personally forked out for the 16 year old's abortion and funded an all inclusive trip to Butlins for her and her family on the basis she stays quiet. She's going to talk with her folks about it this weekend but early indications suggest our man will get away with it - her Dad was spotted scrawling "Butlin's Summer '10 - can't wait" in his local's gents last night.

[CJ]

i doubt that he is shagging a 16 year old for some reason . it wouldnt surprise me if either has shagged away at some point.

from what i heard he can stay in a hotel in southpot whenever he wants not that he lives there.

remember the amount of grief they both get i am sure that coupled with people throwing themselves at them and the fact that if they want it they can get it because they are well known then i am sure it puts alot of pressure on them.

[knockers]

Rangers fan at work has just asked me about this story so it's doingt eh rounds probably made up rubbish though. On another note with no thread about Ribery and the French prossie scandal let's see what all the fuss is about... http://www.bu2z.com/images/photos-za...uee-bleus.html daaaaaaaaamn!

[cream]

Is everyone mates with this reporter/journo?