Possible explanation for Gerrard's woeful season

[CJ]

she might be 23 thinking about it.

[Shanks]

she might be 23 thinking about it.

If she is, I reckon that's fine.

21 is a dodgy age

[CJ]

she isnt 21 any more **** how time flies.

but i imagine most footballers try it on when they are out.

[red g]

is our captain so thick as to sleep with a 16 year old whilst he is married? even after what has happened to englands brave john terry?

well he would be daft not to at least try

[Shanks]

she isnt 21 any more **** how time flies.

but i imagine most footballers try it on when they are out.

That's a bit bad, cos 21 is a great age.

[Attilladahun]

Kris Commons 5' 6" -Alex would dwarf him then
What a load of nonsense!

[Craig_H]

Your mate below probably Googled it, like everyone else has done before him..

He couldnt have done, he'd spent all day away from a computer.

[Shanks]

He couldnt have done, he'd spent all day away from a computer.

Yeah but unlike you, he picked that story up two days ago.

[Craig_H]

Yeah but unlike you, he picked that story up two days ago.

I'm not sure why he'd have waited 2 days to text it to me then. We're usually discussing footballing issues on a virtually daily basis. No reason why he'd be sitting on anything for 2 days.

[el matador]

Uncannily I got an email today from a City fan and it was almost word for word the same, including the stuff about the source.

This stuff has been widely rumoured but the Derby player and 16 year old girl stuff is new to me, and sounds extremely fanciful.

kris commons and the 16 year old bird is either 17, 20 and expecting twins depending on which article you read.

I can understand why he's shagged a young bird, i mean come on if ribery is at it why cant gerrard dip his wicket.

I tell you what, if he has twin boys imagine in 19 years the spawn of gerrard taking lfc out of the league 2.

Im not convinced its true and that its bull**** but liverpool is one of those places. The truth is somewhere in the middle of his misses' affair, and him knocking up a teenage bird. Oh yeah and the injunction to stop all this coming out.

[destinydude]

Why would she sleep with a Championship player who doesnt even get 1/6th of what Stevie Gerrard gets?

And Stevie shagging a 16 yr old girl is shocking. I thought he knew better and was one of those who knew what's right and what's not

[Daniel 7]

Why would she sleep with a Championship player who doesnt even get 1/6th of what Stevie Gerrard gets?

And Stevie shagging a 16 yr old girl is shocking. I thought he knew better and was one of those who knew what's right and what's not

Maybe he's got a great big porno wanger

[Shanks]

Why would she sleep with a Championship player who doesnt even get 1/6th of what Stevie Gerrard gets?

You don't have a girlfriend do you?

[destinydude]

You don't have a girlfriend do you?

I do and Im not rich and my missus isnt staying with me because I can buy her flashy cars or tons of tan.

[red g]

You don't have a girlfriend do you?