He is such a tard
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Ryan "dumdum / comic genius" Babel........
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Aaargh, it's like an episode of the Hills crossed with Paris Hilton or something (note the correct usage of the word "like" in my sentence).Originally posted by Shaggy View PostIt was like..It had like ..for like 10 min max...looked at the girls like what's goin on here .. The girls looked at me like what the hell is disss ...then at the end he was like : ur free to go man, good luck for next season ..I was like ok thanks .. Wat about the taxi driver????
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That all has to be bollocks.....Next thing u know .. Police said .. : why looks ur name so familiar???? And he starts lookin at me ..
Yes officer .. I play football ... Officer: American football???? Noo sorry my bad.. I play soccer ..
where do u play??? I play for Liverpool fc sir ..
His face starts changing and he starts .. Noooo wayyyyy??? LIVERPOOL???? IM a MASSIVE LFC FAN ...
So an American who is a a MASSIVE liverpool fan, so therefore probably
a) would recognise babel as soon as he looked at him
b) recognised his name straight away - surely he'd have said "hmm ryan babel.....you play for liverpool. not" ....hmm "i recognise this name but don't know where from"
c) surely, as lfc fan, he'd also have some understanding of soccer/football and if someone from holland said, i'm a footballer, and you followed "soccer" you'd think...."you play soccer...." not, "you're an american footballer?"i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do
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That is funny as ****. It reads like some 1980s comedy about a famous dutch child travelling to America alone and being stuck in a form of groundhog day. Each episode would close with someone bringing up the 09/10 season and he looks at the camera shrugs and says "Same story .. Every time ..."
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roflmao - i'd watch that.Originally posted by Chrono View PostThat is funny as ****. It reads like some 1980s comedy about a famous dutch child travelling to America alone and being stuck in a form of groundhog day. Each episode would close with someone bringing up the 09/10 season and he looks at the camera shrugs and says "Same story .. Every time ..."i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do
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I 'follow' him on twitter and he makes no sense what so ever. He barely ever talks about football either, just his sh!te music. He told another story about buying swimming shorts which was again just as stupid.“Me having no education. I had to use my brains.”
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This thread has made me want to join twitter. Maybe if Babel doesn't have a future in football he has a career in comedy to fall back on
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
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I thought it was common knowledge that Twitter was full of twits.Originally posted by knockers View PostI 'follow' him on twitter and he makes no sense what so ever. He barely ever talks about football either, just his sh!te music. He told another story about buying swimming shorts which was again just as stupid.
Maybe someone could start up a site called ****ter instead, i know plenty who'd be just perfect for that site.
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