Ryan "dumdum / comic genius" Babel........

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Considering he is so highly paid and such an investment for the club shouldn't we be hiring a child minder to be with him at all times?
I bet your wondering what he's done now.......

He's on holiday just now in America (he heads back to Liverpool tomorrow).

Last week, he got into an argument with a taxi driver in the states and got himself arrested. He was taken to the police station and had to eventually be bailed out by a Liverpool fan (possibly a cop).

Here's the stupid part............ the argument was over 10 dollars. This guy is earning millions and living the high life but gets himself into a fight with a cab driver over 10 dollars Apparently the cab driver got out and started screaming at him to pay up but Babel refused

[Craig_H]

2 questions.

1 - where did you hear this
2 - why are there parts of your post with odd words obviously missing?

Copy and paste job?

[Reece]

For all we know Babel may have been in the right so regardless of how much he earns, it becomes a matter or principal.

Assuming any of this is true of course.

[Craig_H]

For all we know Babel may have been in the right so regardless of how much he earns, it becomes a matter or principal.

Assuming any of this is true of course.

The first major flaw in your argument

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2 questions.

1 - where did you hear this
2 - why are there parts of your post with odd words obviously missing?

Copy and paste job?

1- he told the story on twitter OBVIOUSLY
2- because im still half asleep

[Craig_H]

1- he told the story on twitter OBVIOUSLY
2- because im still half asleep

Was it really on his twitter? Seriously?

That'd be brilliant, if it was.

[SB]

The first major flaw in your argument

That's right. He plays of the left side Reece . Get with the script

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Was it really on his twitter? Seriously?

That'd be brilliant, if it was.

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Yep the dumdum posted it on his twitter. He 'tweets' all day long and in return gets abused all day long. Now- He soon going to sleep after partying all night long with some big R'n'B stars and floyd mayweather too

[Craig_H]

He's a proper dullard

[Shaggy]

So I'm waiting on Washington for a taxi right .. And one stops ..
It was like a big taxi van ..
It had like 3 rows where u could sit .. So I'm jumping in all the way in the back ..
I gave him the address where I needed to be it suppose to be a drive for like 10 min max ...
I was kinda tired so I closed my eyes hoping dat the driver would give me a shout when we were there ..
So I'm sleeping rite .. And the next thing u know .. After 5 min drive he stops for 2 pretty lady's who were waiting for a taxi too
He asked where they needed to go ... " To the airport "
Pretty lady's : " we r in a hurry so we need to go to the airport asap, can u take us "
So the driver said ofcourse I can take u guys jump in ..
I was still sleeping .. While this happened
Next thing I know .. I woke up .. Looked outside and saw dat we were driving 70 miles n hour on the motor way ..
I screamed to the driver .. : Hey what the hell .. Where we going .. ????? At the same time the girls were looking both to the bak and .
And where shocked cause they didn't knew there was a guy sleeping in the back ..
Pretty girls : Who the hell r u?????? What's going on here .. Driver hellooo who is dis guy???
The driver was so embarrassed .. He totally forgot he had a passenger in the back sleepin .. He totally for got me ..
He apologized constantly .. And said sorry sorry .. I bring them quik to the airport then I will bring u back ..
So I looked at the girls like what's goin on here .. The girls looked at me like what the hell is disss ...
When we dropped the girls .. We drove back to where I needed to be ..
When we were at the destination .. The counter was on $68,50
I looked at the driver I said how much do I need to pay now???? Cause I aint gonna pay dat ..
By the way the driver I think was a trainstan kinda guy ( I think )
He said uhmm .. Give me 20 .. I said: WHAT ... R u nuts .. This drive suppose to be 6, 7 doller max .. 20 dollers????? Hell nooo
He was like yes yes ..I want 20 dollars.. He was like arguing with me ..
So after 5 min arguing.. Left 8 dollar on the seats and walked out ..
Next thing u know .. He stepped out his car and starts screaming : GIVE ME MY MONEY !!!!! GIVE ME MY MONEY !!!
Everybody was looking at me like .. Dude r u serious u didn't payed him ????
I try to walk away quickly.. Next thing .. Police on a motor cycle .. Stopped me .. What a coincidence ..
Police: Where do u think u going with out paying the tax driver ????
I looked at the police dude .. And was thinking : What's is going to happen now .. #jail??? nahh nahh .. Can't be ..
Me the police and the driver where arguing on about what happend ..
Ok dat didn't worked .. I had to go the police station .. 10 min away after he heard I was from Holland ..
I brought my passport with me .. And they were askin me questions like .. Why u here for what am I doin bak home etc etc
Next thing u know .. Police said .. : why looks ur name so familiar???? And he starts lookin at me ..
Yes officer .. I play football ... Officer: American football???? Noo sorry my bad.. I play soccer ..
where do u play??? I play for Liverpool fc sir ..
His face starts changing and he starts .. Noooo wayyyyy??? LIVERPOOL???? IM a MASSIVE LFC FAN ...
Next thing .. He is talking so longgg about last season .. About the bad year ..and everything ...
Same story .. Every time ..
Then at the end he was like : ur free to go man, good luck for next season ..
I was like ok thanks .. Wat about the taxi driver????
Officer: ahh don't worry about dat .. We take care of dat ..
I'm finally on my destination .. At 830pm..
I took the taxi at 1.20pm -_-
All day wasted .. While the the journey should have bin 10 min max !!!!! Can u believe dat?????

[Reece]

The thing that surprises me most out of all of this, is that grown men would use a word such as dumdum

[Craig_H]

Babel's comedy gold

The tool

[Shaggy]

What a tight ******* eh. I tipped our driver in Seville ten euros FFS.

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