Dirky Dirky Dirky

[saj]

I’m telling you, instead of throwing millions away on hundreds of kids who are never gonna make it, we should just pay 11 low rate prostitutes to go sleep with Dirk. It should only take one attempt as Dirks wee tadpoles would keep swimming all day until they get the job done, then hey presto, 17 years later we have a team of superhuman invincibles. We could call them Dick, Dunk, Dom, Dave, Dee, Dale, Dan, Dean, Des, Duke and Dong.

DOesn't that mean penis?

[BobTheCharmer]

Yeah, it's great not to have someone who gives his all for the side

He was badly missed at Old Trafford.

He all isn't always enough though is it.

At home to Sunderland we'll have Gerrard, Torres, Cole, RM and Poulsen all knocking it around quickly and then kuyt will take 5 touches. great.

Anyway its an old argument I haven't found myself shouting abuse in his absense, I can guarantee I will on his return. Its quite a simple concept, I don't rate him, you and others do.

Edit - just remembered Maxi - **** it get Dirk back in.

[Craig_H]

Especially with Maxi contributing precisely nothing. Dirk would've made a difference both offensively and defensively. I suspect Roy is of the impression Dirk can't come back soon enough.

Without a doubt. I am too

Whatever people think, Kuyt's a key senior player and along with Gerrard, Torres, Pepe, Cole and Carra, he's another 'untouchable' in our side.

He all isn't always enough though is it.

At home to Sunderland we'll have Gerrard, Torres, Cole, RM and Poulsen all knocking it around quickly and then kuyt will take 5 touches. great.

Anyway its an old argument I haven't found myself shouting abuse in his absense, I can guarantee I will on his return. Its quite a simple concept, I don't rate him, you and others do.

I'm happy to stay in the camp of people, including top class and proven football managers, who DO rate him.

[RedReet]

DOesn't that mean penis?

It can do, yes. But hey, it's hard to think of 11 one syllable names beginning with D. Anyway, if he has any bother or gets any abuse growing up, his big brother Dick can stick up for him.

'Penis' Don't think I've heard it called that since my last biology lesson in school.

[little dave hedgehog]

surely, one must be named pump

in fact, perhaps several should be.

[BobTheCharmer]

I'm happy to stay in the camp of people, including top class and proven football managers, who DO rate him.

I'll use that argument in future, you can't lose.

[Craig_H]

Oh come on, i couldnt resist

[BobTheCharmer]

Oh come on, i couldnt resist

Nah too late, I'm taking the ball home. **** yer.

[Craig_H]

:bird:

[Pablo]

DOesn't that mean penis?

@saj eat a dikkkkk!!!

It's lan, you lanhead!