Pack your bags Roy

[Shaggy]

LMAO!

"I hope that fair-minded people see the game the same way. I think it’s a bit unfortunate that after such a good game of football, everything revolves around the fact that Liverpool didn’t win it."

[Arn]

Comedy gold again from Roy

I have never called our manager an idiot but Roy is so deluded that you more or less can't call him anything else.

[lickedlollipop]

ok, somehow i can understand why aquilani left... but i can't really understand why the **** lfc bought poulsen

edit: this goes for page 13, sorry for offtopic

[Shaggy]

Anyone seen this beaut from yesterday?

“Strangely enough Konchesky’s half-block takes the ball past Skrtel who would have been in an excellent blocking position if the ball had come flat across the goal and deflected into the path of Cahill.

“Even that was slightly unfortunate – as was the fact Arteta got hold if the ball so well with the outside of his boot for the second goal.”

'Unfortunate' that Arteta caught it so well

[Daniel 7]

Anyone seen this beaut from yesterday?



'Unfortunate' that Arteta caught it so well

Are these real or are you "playing the part" again?!?!

[Shaggy]

Are these real or are you "playing the part" again?!?!

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=264993.0

[Arn]

I now know why we signed Roy. We needed someone that could make us laugh again after the way we played last season

It's comedy gold every time Roy talks. I would have thought that it would have been better to sign up a football manager and a stand up comedian.

The stand up comedian is signed. Still waiting that we will sign up a manager.

[Shaggy]

"It's a shame most games are played at 3 o'clock because that's when I usually go to bed. Supper's at 2, tea at 11, dinner at 7, breakfast the night before."



That one is made up

[banditos]

He really does seem to be exhibiting the signs of dementia.

The reason we're letting in so many goals is that we are playing such an offensive line-up? I want some of what Roy's smoking.

I seriously think that Roy's about to crack psychologically. He seems so much in denial of the team's performances that he can't be emotionally stable. His world is crumbling around him, first stage denial, keep an eye out for the next stage, anger.

[Shaggy]

"For me, it was a very simple decision when I heard he - Poulsen - might be available at what we considered to be a very reasonable price.

"We need as many good players as we can get and if you let these opportunities pass you by, sometimes you can regret it."

[Shaggy]

"I'm a well-travelled individual. I've been from continent to continent. Now I'm incontinent."

[Craig_H]

"I'm a well-travelled individual. I've been from continent to continent. Now I'm incontinent."

Not real.

[Shaggy]

Not real.

No ****.

Actually 75% of is, only the last sentence was added.

This however is real

"Our first-half performance gave me hope but we made bad mistakes for the goals and paid the price," said Hodgson. "I'm not giving up the ghost but you're looking at a manager who can't just put on an act. It'll be very hard now to lift the players. I only hope you will allow me to grieve for the result in a dignified way."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2296415/Roy-Hodgson-sees-Fulhams-sad-outcome.html

[Daniel 7]

He really does seem to be exhibiting the signs of dementia.

The reason we're letting in so many goals is that we are playing such an offensive line-up? I want some of what Roy's smoking.

I seriously think that Roy's about to crack psychologically. He seems so much in denial of the team's performances that he can't be emotionally stable. His world is crumbling around him, first stage denial, keep an eye out for the next stage, anger.

Offensive on the eye...ffs, he is an idiot. The more he says, the worse it gets!

[Arn]

Hodgson on Jonjo Shelvey's Liverpool debut:

"He did well but the fact is he came on in extra-time and people were tiring.