I remember having many arguments about Aquilani, it was near identical to the arguments defending Keita. All I remember about him as a person is that he was cockeyed as ****.
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He was useless. I’m rarely so critical of players but he was dreadful and made to look all the worse because he was replacing true class in Alonso. He couldn’t do anything right and, on the rare occasions he made any effort, he looked like he was running in treacle. Worse than BSC and Carroll for me as we knew what we were in for with those two, broadly speaking. Nightmare of a signing.It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
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Benteke cant have been in the mix of this conversation because we essentially got most of our cash back and his fee from Palace essentially paid for Mane.
That kind of **** has to come into it.
On that basis, Keita is up there. Cost 50m, was injured for most of his time here, ****ed up a good chance in the cl final to equalise (and we'd have gone on and lifted #7 ffs) and then ****ed off on a free.
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Originally posted by frank the tank View PostBenteke cant have been in the mix of this conversation because we essentially got most of our cash back and his fee from Palace essentially paid for Mane.
That kind of **** has to come into it.
On that basis, Keita is up there. Cost 50m, was injured for most of his time here, ****ed up a good chance in the cl final to equalise (and we'd have gone on and lifted #7 ffs) and then ****ed off on a free.
simple logic, fee, wages and the fact he was a total windbag. All about value for money, it's what every signing should be based on. Forgot about that chance too
Last edited by danperkins; 24-07-23, 07:30 PM.
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Originally posted by frank the tank View PostBenteke cant have been in the mix of this conversation because we essentially got most of our cash back and his fee from Palace essentially paid for Mane.
That kind of **** has to come into it.
On that basis, Keita is up there. Cost 50m, was injured for most of his time here, ****ed up a good chance in the cl final to equalise (and we'd have gone on and lifted #7 ffs) and then ****ed off on a free.
I’m sure he will for ever bore his grandchildren with stories of his pivotal part in our success.
BSC “ya ya, I was pretty much responsible for bringing in the Champ league and the prem for us”.
BSC Grandkids “Did you score lots of goals and bring the title home big **** grandpa Chris”?
BSC “no no, they punted me to Villa for £50m and used the money for Salah and Mane, they did the rest. I was ****ing garbage, check this out”.
[ame="https://youtu.be/58QuIR01BWA"]Christian Benteke's Miss of the Season - YouTube[/ame]
BSC “I butchered a 1v0”.
BSC grandkids “
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He truly was ****ing dire, but I love that he's remembered for that miss and not the outrageous bicycle kick against the Mancs
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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Originally posted by Harv View PostHe truly was ****ing dire, but I love that he's remembered for that miss and not the outrageous bicycle kick against the Mancs

The miss is even more remarkable imo. He could score at so many moments on the break and waits until literally the one where he can’t.
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