Luis Suárez

[Daniel 7]

Pepe is a professional man, he'd show him who's boss round these parts as soon as he walked through the door.

Robben is class, doesn't like to pass, but he can play. Sounds like someone else I know...

[Captain Stu]

Just no. Robben is an absolute gob****e and he's purely driven by his own ego, it'd be more trouble than it's worth to keep him happy and don't forget that he works for himself only, won't track back and only plays when he decides he's 100% fit.

Prize gob****e.

[kingfunk]

I know he's brilliant but I absolutely loathe Robben (and I'm sure Pepe does too ).

Can see this one having legs, agent links and all that. Having said that Robbens wages, age and injury record won't really tickle FSG.

[Daniel 7]

Just no. **Premier League Player X** is an absolute gob****e and he's purely driven by his own ego, it'd be more trouble than it's worth to keep him happy and don't forget that he works for himself only, won't track back and only plays when he decides he's 100% fit.

Prize gob****e.

Hmmmm

[Captain Stu]

Hmmmm

If you're actually comparing Suarez to Robben, you need to be harpooned in the face.

[Daniel 7]

It was more of a comment on the egocentric nature of the average premier league player

Of course Suarez isn't ego driven and selfish at all, he's fluffy and nice cos he plays for Liverpool!

[Neil Young]

Pepe is a professional man
He'd show him who's boss round these parts
As soon as he walked through the door

Robben is class
Doesn't like to pass
But he can play

Sounds like someone else I know...

I like it. How does the tune go?

[Lee]

Hmmmm

They can poke Robben up their arseholes.

[Daniel 7]

I was influenced by Springsteen for that one, have to admit Neil.

[Sarb]

Rory Smith hinting that Suarez wants out but won't ask for move due to wanting a loyalty bonus. Oh the irony

[Kenneth]

Robben wouldn't join us anyway.

[Assassin]

They can poke Robben up their arseholes.

This......along with a giant cactus

[Neil Young]

I was influenced by Springsteen for that one, have to admit Neil.

Really? I thought I detected a bit of Tonight's The Night in it. My mistake.

It was more of a comment
On the egocentric nature of the average premier league player

Of course Suarez isn't ego driven
And selfish at all
He's fluffy and nice
Cos he plays for Liverpool!

The standard has plummeted.

[Captain Stu]

It was more of a comment on the egocentric nature of the average premier league player

Of course Suarez isn't ego driven and selfish at all, he's fluffy and nice cos he plays for Liverpool!

So of course we should sign him because he's the same as everyone else? Rubbish - Robben is bad news.

Rory Smith hinting that Suarez wants out but won't ask for move due to wanting a loyalty bonus. Oh the irony

I'm sure he'll have a hard time convincing anyone at the club that he's eligible for such a thing after bending over for Real.

[kingfunk]

Rory Smith hinting that Suarez wants out but won't ask for move due to wanting a loyalty bonus. Oh the irony

Hahaha he can go and **** right off, wtf is wrong with these footballers?