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    Originally posted by Vermilion View Post
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      Originally posted by baitman View Post
      suarez will piss in brendans lucozade
      And then give it a good stir?
      Oh I don't know.

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        He could buy out his own contract and move to Real Madrid on a cheaper deal for Real. That's if he wanted to act like an utter ****.

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          I can't believe that's allowed. Surely.

          Actually I think I read somewhere once that there's some massive tax liability that arises which makes it punitive. Or something. I dunno, I may have imagined it.

          Anyway there has to be a good reason against doing it otherwise it would happen sometimes, if not all the time.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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            I've just checked. He can't unless it's 3 years into the contract. That's probably why most players don't bother, because a lot of them don't stick around that long, or it's not worth the hassle of being looked down upon to force a move.

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              The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I read they get taxed on the money given to them by their new club to reimburse them. Basically they buy out their contract with taxed income but are assessed for tax on all the money they receive. So someone somewhere has to pay an extra 40% - or something.

              James will probably be along soon to explain it all in mind-numbing detail.
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                I think we will have a statement from Suarez tomorrow evening saying he is staying!

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                  Rodgers is back from the PL Managers Meeting and Henry has been here. Doubt it will be a quiet for LFC news in the papers tonight

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                    Henry must be absolutely fuming with Suarez.

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                      Originally posted by Leyton388 View Post
                      Henry must be absolutely fuming with Suarez.
                      Steam coming out his ears, literally.

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                        Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
                        Steam coming out his ears, literally.
                        Bet his Mrs is probably thinking why she bothered coming over.

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                          I wouldn't like to get one of her stiletto's in the ball bag, good luck Luis!

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                            Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
                            I wouldn't like to get one of her stiletto's in the ball bag, good luck Luis!
                            Yet some people regularly pay good money for just that. Life.
                            Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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                              Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
                              Yet some people regularly pay good money for just that. Life.


                              I reckon Slinky would be up for that ****

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                                Originally posted by Sarb View Post


                                I reckon Slinky would be up for that ****
                                Oh for sure, the poor *******s balls must be in a shocking state. They'll drop off one day. Thinking about it, that would make Wales a safer place.
                                Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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