Luis Suárez

[danperkins]

Fun Fact:

You are more likely to be bit by Luis Suarez (1 in 2000) than a shark (1 in 3,700,000).

Just thought i would try and lighten the thread it as it ****ing sucks!

[ChesterDave]

Very convenient slipped in while the Suarez stuff is on peoples mind

I'm sure it was coincidental though

[dom9]

Fun Fact:

You are more likely to be bit by Luis Suarez (1-2000) than a shark (1 in 3,700,000).

Just thought i would try and lighten the thread it as it ****ing sucks!

How are those statistics calculated?

[I, Ravel Morrison]

I agree 100%... Trouble is, if you employ mental people there's every chance they might burn your office down being mental.

Barca are more than willing to take him off our hands if we feel he isn't worth the trouble.

Yeah, Henry and Rodgers have to make the big call whether keeping him is worth maxing out the club's insurance premiums!

[Gibbo]

Very convenient slipped in while the Suarez stuff is on peoples mind

I'm sure it was coincidental though

Probably the reason for the length of the ban, it's a distraction.

[danperkins]

How are those statistics calculated?

i have absolutely no idea but i'm 60% sure that they are 100% percent true

[dom9]

i have absolutely no idea but i'm 60% sue that they are 100% percent true

It's clearly not remotely true though. It's a completely made up thing. Shark bites are rare, but they happen more than once every 2 years.

[S-RED]

i have absolutely no idea but i'm 60% sue that they are 100% percent true

60% Sue
40% Dan


??

[danperkins]

It's clearly not remotely true though. It's a completely made up thing. Shark bites are rare, but they happen more than once every 2 years.

Nah it's totally true!!

I am afraid of sharks though.. even Mattshark scares me, half man half shark

[danperkins]

60% Sue
40% Dan


??

It's debatable on times i do a lot of house work to be fair

Disclaimer: A sexist remark i know but was only a joke

[fah-q]

Fun Fact:

You are more likely to be bit by Luis Suarez (1-2000) than a shark (1 in 3,700,000).

Just thought i would try and lighten the thread it as it ****ing sucks!

There's only 6000 pro footballers in the world??

[Fredo]

When you people call me Perkins it hurts my feelings... makes me feel like i'm not part of the community. Whatever!!

You're not. You're a pig.

[EwarWoo]

How are those statistics calculated?

97.7% of stats are made up on the spot.

[danperkins]

You're not. You're a pig.

Thanks Beanser

[Fredo]

Thanks Beanser

Racist.