Funniest moments following LFC?

[alunevans]

Right I'm bored with no footy and waiting for the signings to get sorted. So I want to know...

What's the funniest or most embarrassing moment following LFC. Or something maybe that happened to a mate. Or that you read online.

I don't mean embarrassing like watching us get tuned over by Bristol City - I mean personal stuff, like when my Dad ran on the pitch against Wolves only to fall flat on his face to loud cheers.

What's your funny stories about following The Mighties?

[Daffy Duck]

Did you open this thread just so you could brag about your cool dad? Just kidding, an awesome story and an awesome thing to do

I've never been to a Liverpool match (yet), but my dad and my uncle did manage to cause some **** in a pub when we watched the 2006/07 semi final second leg vs. Chelsea It was really embarrassing then, it's funny now

Oh, and Djimi Traore's fantastic backheel own goal

[Fernandinho]

I think I have posted it on here a few times, but I only really have one proper Liverpool game to comment on at all, seeing as a I watch them at 4 am in the morning on my own half asleep.

Anyway, the one game I did manage to go to was at White Hart Lane, and Craig_H, out of his own good will drove from where he lives to pick me and my old man up in Seven Oaks (40 minutes there and 40 back) to drive back to his house to then hop on a few trains to go to the game last December.

On one of the tubes on the way there we were talking about Roy Hodgson (**** cunt) and how much we just wanted him to finally get the sack, up piped this Spurs fan on the train sitting near us who was from Ireland. He said that we were "being a bit harsh on him".

Personally I was suprised that he said anything, so I just planned to laugh it off and continue talking to Craig about it. But as we all know Craig doesn't let a comment like that go all to easily. For the next 10 minutes on the train Craig, in a calm and relaxed manner, berated this guy on all the reasons why he was wrong. The poor Irish guy didn't even get a chance to get a word in practically the whole time while we travelled...

All while this happened me and my old man are sitting down, nearly bursting out in laughter at this guy who clearly wishes he just kept his mouth shut.

As my old man put it, it was like "Craig told the guy he was a dickhead and to **** off, but in the nicest way".

Probably not as funny as some of the other stuff you will hear but it certainly made my first live LFC game even more special

[badpiggy]

Any chance you can post a photo of Craig so we can all have an idea who not to sit near on public transport in London? I'm fairly sure his willingness to "engage in meaningful debate" isn't restricted to football matters.

[Craig_H]

The divvy Spurs fan started it by interrupting our conversation about the Bodge.

[badpiggy]

You just can't help yourself!

[Reece]

I think I have posted it on here a few times, but I only really have one proper Liverpool game to comment on at all, seeing as a I watch them at 4 am in the morning on my own half asleep.

Anyway, the one game I did manage to go to was at White Hart Lane, and Craig_H, out of his own good will drove from where he lives to pick me and my old man up in Seven Oaks (40 minutes there and 40 back) to drive back to his house to then hop on a few trains to go to the game last December.

On one of the tubes on the way there we were talking about Roy Hodgson (**** cunt) and how much we just wanted him to finally get the sack, up piped this Spurs fan on the train sitting near us who was from Ireland. He said that we were "being a bit harsh on him".

Personally I was suprised that he said anything, so I just planned to laugh it off and continue talking to Craig about it. But as we all know Craig doesn't let a comment like that go all to easily. For the next 10 minutes on the train Craig, in a calm and relaxed manner, berated this guy on all the reasons why he was wrong. The poor Irish guy didn't even get a chance to get a word in practically the whole time while we travelled...

All while this happened me and my old man are sitting down, nearly bursting out in laughter at this guy who clearly wishes he just kept his mouth shut.

As my old man put it, it was like "Craig told the guy he was a dickhead and to **** off, but in the nicest way".

Probably not as funny as some of the other stuff you will hear but it certainly made my first live LFC game even more special

Just out of interest, did you actually call Craig, Craig?

[PTP]

Patrik Berger ****ting out of a tackle and my dad screaming...

"you chicken, berger" - always makes me tickle

A random LFC related story from me

One of the finals down in cardiff, not sure which one now - I had a mate at cardiff uni which meant a few of us went to all the finals, even if we didn't have tickets we want for the atmopshere for a couple of them

Anyway - We drive down on the friday, leaving about midday One lad driving - as I have been before 'i'm giving directions' - however i am also drinking in the back with the other lads and having a few spliffs etc - we get a bit pissed - it's now about 6pm and i'm thinking we should be near by now....we are lost! - so we pull in to a service station and ask where we are....I **** you not Milton Keynes!!! - we had to buy a road map and plot a route across to cardiff - we where as far away as when we started

then we arrive and a few days boozing and the final started - it was one of the finals being played on a sunday and the lads i'd travelled down with decided to drive home that evening and me and other lad thought **** it, we'll stay an extra night and get the train....

During the game i'd done a lot of shouting and the next morning i'd lost my voice....the other lad i was travelling back with had lost his contact lenses....

So here we are still half pissed monday morning in cardiff station and he literally couldn't see two yards so therefore couldn't read the train times - and i could read but couldn't speak a word And we had to somehow get back to liverpool.

So i'm trying to point out what platform and time train, he's trying to lip read - eventually we walk down to the platform and there was a train there that had liverpool on it.

I point it out to my mate and he asks some women with a clipboard and a hi vis "is this going to liverpool" - yes she says.

So we jump on, sit down, half dead but happy we are about to go home, the train pulls out of cardiff - we buy a load of ale and start drinking again...


Ticket fella comes round...."er what you doing on this train lads - it's heading straight to...can't remember destination but say it was London or somewhere totally in the wrong direction with no stops"

I try to explain that the women with the clipboard said it was going to liverpool, he can't understand me, my mate is laughing saying he didn't know what i'd said either but just followed me on the train because he couldn't see anyway - it turns out she was some weirdo trainspotter who is always there and is a bit mental

The ticket fella had to have a word with the driver and sorted it so we could get off at Bristol!

So - we're now in Bristol - my mate still can't see and i can't read and we are trying to get back to liverpool! - no direct trains, and eventually - my mate works out that i am telling him we need to get the train to birmingham

We get the train to birmingham - then we have the same problem there, me trying to tell what platform to liverpool etc...


We eventually got back home but it was one ****ing funny and epic journey there and back

[MrsB]

Patrik Berger ****ting out of a tackle and my dad screaming...

"you chicken, berger" - always makes me tickle

[Tee]

Charlton Athletic v Liverpool circa 1987 IIRC, at Selhurst Park where Charlton used to groundshare with Palace.

Liverpool team runs out to a chorus of boos from the home fans. Suddenly the crowd cheer with excitement thinking the Charlton team are running out... but hang fire it is only the Liverpool sub Craig Johnston!! Whoosh!!! Cue a barrage of Aaaaaaaarrrggghhhhhhhhhsss at the Charlton fans from the Liverpool end. Craig Johnston

[ronanm]

Charlton Athletic v Liverpool circa 1987 IIRC, at Selhurst Park where Charlton used to groundshare with Palace.

Liverpool team runs out to a chorus of boos from the home fans. Suddenly the crowd cheer with excitement thinking the Charlton team are running out... but hang fire it is only the Liverpool sub Craig Johnston!! Whoosh!!! Cue a barrage of Aaaaaaaarrrggghhhhhhhhhsss at the Charlton fans from the Liverpool end. Craig Johnston

Did Rozenthal score a perfect hat-trick in that one?

[ken dodds dog]

I think I have posted it on here a few times, but I only really have one proper Liverpool game to comment on at all, seeing as a I watch them at 4 am in the morning on my own half asleep.

Anyway, the one game I did manage to go to was at White Hart Lane, and Craig_H, out of his own good will drove from where he lives to pick me and my old man up in Seven Oaks (40 minutes there and 40 back) to drive back to his house to then hop on a few trains to go to the game last December.

On one of the tubes on the way there we were talking about Roy Hodgson (**** cunt) and how much we just wanted him to finally get the sack, up piped this Spurs fan on the train sitting near us who was from Ireland. He said that we were "being a bit harsh on him".

Personally I was suprised that he said anything, so I just planned to laugh it off and continue talking to Craig about it. But as we all know Craig doesn't let a comment like that go all to easily. For the next 10 minutes on the train Craig, in a calm and relaxed manner, berated this guy on all the reasons why he was wrong. The poor Irish guy didn't even get a chance to get a word in practically the whole time while we travelled...

All while this happened me and my old man are sitting down, nearly bursting out in laughter at this guy who clearly wishes he just kept his mouth shut.

As my old man put it, it was like "Craig told the guy he was a dickhead and to **** off, but in the nicest way".

Probably not as funny as some of the other stuff you will hear but it certainly made my first live LFC game even more special

I would of stuck up a bit for Woy.
Too many ******s never give him a chance and should hang there heads in shame.
I am sure i would of give it back to Craig and he would of left tail between legs.

[Tee]

Did Rozenthal score a perfect hat-trick in that one?

No, it was the season before.. or possibly after... cannot remember.

[ken dodds dog]

I remember being present when the whole stadium booed onto the pitch our own sub. It was slightly in jest cos he was **** but he saw the funny side too tbf.

[Shaggy]

I would of stuck up a bit for Roy.
Too many ******s never give him a chance and should hang there heads in shame.
I am sure i would of give it back to Craig and he would of left tail between legs.

Haha! What?!?!

I'm just off to hang my head in shame