Funniest moments following LFC?

[kev776]

In the 80's I was stationed near Aldershot (Pirbright). We were playing Arsenal in the Milk cup final at old wembley.

I had arranged a large barrack room for my guests to stay over the Friday night (Dad, brother, nephew and an Uncle) Of course my brother ex-army decided to prove his worth by drinking the other soldiers in the bar, under the table, many were Gooners and the night bounced, my brother got smashed.

He got up in the night and pissed all over his son, my 16 year old nephew and spent the whole journey to Wembley throwing up. It cumilated with him falling out of the car, whilst puking when we were driving around a roundabout and hurting his arm and back quite badly. We took him to A&E, left him there till after the match.

He is still gutted about the incident today. He spent £200 to get drunk in an Army bar and an afternoon in A&E.

[banditos]

I would of stuck up a bit for Roy.
Too many ******s never give him a chance and should hang there heads in shame.
I am sure i would of give it back to Craig and he would of left tail between legs.

Really?

[Norbs]

Right I'm bored with no footy and waiting for the signings to get sorted. So I want to know...

What's the funniest or most embarrassing moment following LFC. Or something maybe that happened to a mate. Or that you read online.

I don't mean embarrassing like watching us get tuned over by Bristol City - I mean personal stuff, like when my Dad ran on the pitch against Wolves only to fall flat on his face to loud cheers.

What's your funny stories about following The Mighties?

My first ever game was against Utd in the '77 cup final. I was in the Reds end with my uncle and my dad was in the Utd end with my sister - who was only supporting Utd to piss me off. Anyway, I was 8 and like all 8 year olds didn't really have a long attention span. Come the end of the game the crowd rose and I thought we'd scored so I followed them up and cheered. A hundred eyes turned straight towards me and burned a hole in me and my uncle said 'we haven't scored you wally, it's the end of the game'. Cried all the way home, partly because of the score but more probably through being poked by my 15yr old sister

Embarrassing more than funny but hopefully noteworthy nonetheless

[Vermilion]

I would of stuck up a bit for Roy.
Too many ******s never give him a chance and should hang there heads in shame.
I am sure i would of give it back to Craig and he would of left tail between legs.

Haha! What?!?!

I'm just off to hang my head in shame

And i'm off for a wank!

[Red_Polo]

Anyone remember the Reading game where Garcia lobbed the keeper from relatively close range? He lofts it up and all the Reading fans think he's spooned one so to a man they start jeering, only for it to go in, absolutely hilarious

[Mattshark]

Anyone remember the Reading game where Garcia lobbed the keeper from relatively close range? He lofts it up and all the Reading fans think he's spooned one so to a man they start jeering, only for it to go in, absolutely hilarious

Wasn't that Norwich?

[Tee]

Similar thing v Hull City a couple of years back. Xabi takes a free kick, smashes the wall and the crowd jeer, only for Xabi to thump the rebounding ball into the net with a screaming volley. Hahaha.

[Red_Polo]

Wasn't that Norwich?

You're right it was

[Craig_H]

You just can't help yourself!

He was fighting to keep our club being ruined by the Bodge, i had to do something.

I would of stuck up a bit for Roy.
Too many ******s never give him a chance and should hang there heads in shame.
I am sure i would of give it back to Craig and he would of left tail between legs.

If you speak like you type, i very much doubt i would've understood a word you'd have said.

[danperkins]

Patrik Berger ****ting out of a tackle and my dad screaming...

"you chicken, berger" - always makes me tickle

[ashey]

Ist game of the 96 -97 season away at Wimbledon. Roasting hot day in August.

Am sat on the coach at the Rocket waiting to get underway. This rather rotund bloke gets on wearing one of the quilted LFC coats (bit like Kenny used to wear). He finds a an empty seat & starts to get settled.

As he slips his coat off his shoulders, it reveals a replica kit with the number '15' & name 'Berger' on the back. Just as he's got the coat half way off, some lad from the back seat shouts "Is that your favourite player, or your halftime order!?!"

The coach errupts in laughter, & the poor sod pulled his coat back on. I felt sorry for him as he must have been close to passing out with the heat!

[Craig_H]

Poor *******

Did he wear the coat all the way down to London?

[CJ]

He was fighting to keep our club being ruined by the Bodge, i had to do something.

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so his way of fighting was to speak to a person on a train.

i once fought for the way to nottingham.

[ashey]

Poor *******

Did he wear the coat all the way down to London?

Yeah! It was a bit arlase on him, but sooo funny as well!!!

[frank the tank]

fergies face when LFC fans belted out You'll Never Walk Alone after the cup semi against the chavs at Old Toilet!!!!