Funniest moments following LFC?

[CJ]

this isnt really a following lfc story but i will put it here anyway

i was on a train and wearing a lfc top. just looking out the window when some wierdo sits at the same table and has a full copy of the seasons fixtures. he decides i want to talk about every lfc fixture and goes through them. i get board and when the train stops i say i have to get off , i get off the train run down the platform to the other end of the train and get back on again.

about 20 mins later the man appears again. says i thought you got off so i mutter something about being mixed up and have to sit through the fixture discussion again

[PTP]

[Kloppster]

Shouldnt laugh really seeing as I was ****ting myself worrying about my young lad on the night.

Night of Istanbul, my young lad aged 10 had a bad fall at school, went to casualty, said he was badly concussed,so much so he was in "ground hog " mode - short term frequent memory loss, every two minutes he was forgetting the previous couple of minutes and repeating questions "why am I here, when did we get here etc"

Anyway we were in Childrens ward where he was under observation after xray (thankfully no skull fracture). Watching the match on TV in corner while he was being checked out and settled by nurses.

Eventually he gets to see some of the match, but was struggling to focus, see's the three goals against us, gets up to go to the loo, comes back and sees the score on the telly and bursts out in tears crying "Dad, what happened", crazy **** but sort of funny now looking back on it, (easy when things go ok thankfully)

I try to explain, and settle him down again, watch the rest of the match, delighted at the end, he eventually quietens down and we get him through the night. He wakes up the next morning everything is ok, short term memory etc is all ok, except he has no recollection of the match or the previous day whatsover. We dont tell him the result and he gets the all clear at lunchtime and we go home and watch the match recorded on sky box.

The joy of watching it again with him ecstatic when we score, knowing he was alright, was just brilliant.

[MrsB]

That's a great story, kopster, made me smile.

[kev776]

Shouldnt laugh really seeing as I was ****ting myself worrying about my young lad on the night.

Night of Istanbul, my young lad aged 10 had a bad fall at school, went to casualty, said he was badly concussed,so much so he was in "ground hog " mode - short term frequent memory loss, every two minutes he was forgetting the previous couple of minutes and repeating questions "why am I here, when did we get here etc"

Anyway we were in Childrens ward where he was under observation after xray (thankfully no skull fracture). Watching the match on TV in corner while he was being checked out and settled by nurses.

Eventually he gets to see some of the match, but was struggling to focus, see's the three goals against us, gets up to go to the loo, comes back and sees the score on the telly and bursts out in tears crying "Dad, what happened", crazy **** but sort of funny now looking back on it, (easy when things go ok thankfully)

I try to explain, and settle him down again, watch the rest of the match, delighted at the end, he eventually quietens down and we get him through the night. He wakes up the next morning everything is ok, short term memory etc is all ok, except he has no recollection of the match or the previous day whatsover. We dont tell him the result and he gets the all clear at lunchtime and we go home and watch the match recorded on sky box.

The joy of watching it again with him ecstatic when we score, knowing he was alright, was just brilliant.

Great story and glad the lad is fine.

[Le Chef]

Jamie Lawrence coming on as a sub for Bradford at Anfield. He'd had his hair coloured blonde so the Kop belted out there's only one pint of guiness, most of the players including Bradfords were pissing themselves. Fair play to Jamie lawrence, he laughed and clapped the Kop

[Rafa Justice]

Jamie Lawrence coming on as a sub for Bradford at Anfield. He'd had his hair coloured blonde so the Kop belted out there's only one pint of guiness, most of the players including Bradfords were pissing themselves. Fair play to Jamie lawrence, he laughed and clapped the Kop

Me and the Missus were at that game, the first chant was "What the ****in hell is that? What. The ****in hell is that?"

[Rafa Justice]

That's a great story, kopster, made me smile.

This. Cracking tale

[Kloppster]

That's a great story, kopster, made me smile.

Ta. We can laugh now looking back , we slag him off about the day he lost (still has no recollection).

So Istanbul really has strong memories for me.

[alunevans]

thanks for these stories people, just logged in after a few days and had a good time reading through them, some crackers. but chicken berger haha brilliant

[Daniel 7]

Shouldnt laugh really seeing as I was ****ting myself worrying about my young lad on the night.

Night of Istanbul, my young lad aged 10 had a bad fall at school, went to casualty, said he was badly concussed,so much so he was in "ground hog " mode - short term frequent memory loss, every two minutes he was forgetting the previous couple of minutes and repeating questions "why am I here, when did we get here etc"

Anyway we were in Childrens ward where he was under observation after xray (thankfully no skull fracture). Watching the match on TV in corner while he was being checked out and settled by nurses.

Eventually he gets to see some of the match, but was struggling to focus, see's the three goals against us, gets up to go to the loo, comes back and sees the score on the telly and bursts out in tears crying "Dad, what happened", crazy **** but sort of funny now looking back on it, (easy when things go ok thankfully)

I try to explain, and settle him down again, watch the rest of the match, delighted at the end, he eventually quietens down and we get him through the night. He wakes up the next morning everything is ok, short term memory etc is all ok, except he has no recollection of the match or the previous day whatsover. We dont tell him the result and he gets the all clear at lunchtime and we go home and watch the match recorded on sky box.

The joy of watching it again with him ecstatic when we score, knowing he was alright, was just brilliant.

Brilliant story that!

[focusedonfootball]

1980, I was taken as a kid onto the kop for an FA cup home tie against Grimsby. Slow start by Liverpool and a quiet Kop. The Grimsby fans in the Anfield Road began the inevitable weary chorus of ‘You only sing when you’re winning.’ Then Liverpool started banging them in. In response the Kop started up with ‘You only sing when you’re fishing,’ followed by chants of Phil Eel and still to this day, one of my personal favourites, ‘One Kenny Dogfish, there’s only one Kenny Dogfish’.

[Redspin]

I don't think anything could be funnier than seeing Leeds goalie Gary Sprake literally throwing the ball into his own net at the Kop end. Everyone burst out laughing. I think it was 1969 or thereabouts

[Red_Polo]

I don't think anything could be funnier than seeing Leeds goalie Gary Sprake literally throwing the ball into his own net at the Kop end. Everyone burst out laughing. I think it was 1969 or thereabouts

Wish I could've seen that! Heard about it a number of times. Don't think there is footage of it available anywhere sadly.

[Big Dave]

Away at Pompey a few years ago. Teams come out after half time and David James takes his place in front of the Liverpool supporters. Gets the usual round of applause which he acknowledged and returned which was then followed by a chorus of England's number 2. Fair play to him, he took it well!