Daniel Sturridge

[Vermilion]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-6q376NgH8"]Jurgen Locadia doing The Sturridge Dance vs NAC Breda - YouTube[/ame]

[Kenneth]

Time to hide in shame methinks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYOw...ature=youtu.be

[Glenn Hysen]

Something with ABBA's SOS turned into SAS? We've got a winner here chaps....

[baitman]

Something with ABBA's SOS turned into SAS? We've got a winner here chaps....

good idea, but might have a limited shelf life.

[kubrickscube]

I'll throw this into the mix, then skulk off sheepishly. And this one's ALL about
the iambic pentameter.
To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

(the Dans are the bassline notes, obv)

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

With the slight variation:

And another great goal and another great goal,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

Repeat to fade


*awaits Ivor Novello*

[Vermilion]

I'll throw this into the mix, then skulk off sheepishly. And this one's ALL about
the iambic pentameter.
To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

(the Dans are the bassline notes, obv)

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

With the slight variation:

And another great goal and another great goal,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

Repeat to fade


*awaits Ivor Novello*

Ivor the Engine maybe.

[Gibbo]

Sign Locadia

[fidget]

More like Ivor Bigun

[Norbs]

I'll throw this into the mix, then skulk off sheepishly. And this one's ALL about
the iambic pentameter.
To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

(the Dans are the bassline notes, obv)

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

With the slight variation:

And another great goal and another great goal,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

Repeat to fade


*awaits Ivor Novello*

[Slinky Skills]

1/10

That's generous.

[Slinky Skills]

A good tune to make a song for Sturridge would be from the Ting Ting's 'That's not my name!'

I'll let someone else make up the lyrics though!

They call me 'Hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

They call me 'quiet girl'
But i'm a riot
Mary Jo Lisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

[ChesterDave]

(the Dans are the bassline notes, obv)

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan,

Not obvious enough - I thought you were quoting Partridge!

[ChesterDave]

Time to hide in shame methinks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYOw...ature=youtu.be

[Norbs]

A good tune to make a song for Sturridge would be from the Ting Ting's 'That's not my name!'

I'll let someone else make up the lyrics though!

They call me 'Meh'
They call me 'Stroppy'
They call me 'Flop'
They call me 'Lame'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

They call me 'Moody'
But i'm not like that
Chelsea boy re-ject
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

How bout that Slinks?

[ChesterDave]

A good tune to make a song for Sturridge would be from the Ting Ting's 'That's not my name!'

I'll let someone else make up the lyrics though!

Pfft.

If we're only doing half a job I'll suggest Long Tall Sally. I'll even go as far as to offer an opening lyrics or two

Danny was blue and they told him to move on
Now he is a red and he's scoring goals for fun
Oh Danny,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh Danny,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh Danny,
Scoring goals for fun tonight

And no, I'm not going to youtube a video of me trying to sing it