Daniel Sturridge

[Red_Polo]

A good tune to make a song for Sturridge would be from the Ting Ting's 'That's not my name!'

I'm not sure I want to be part of this world any more.

[Norbs]

Bunch of cowards

[Paddy]

Cheeky cunt doing the dance.

[Fosterbloke]

Cheeky cunt doing the dance.

That's not a very good song at all. 0/10.

[ChesterDave]

That's not a very good song at all. 0/10.

[James P]

Time to hide in shame methinks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYOw...ature=youtu.be

I love that fact that you're clearly so embarrassed by the whole thing that your voice barely gets above a whisper.

[Shaggy]

I'll throw this into the mix, then skulk off sheepishly. And this one's ALL about
the iambic pentameter.
To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

(the Dans are the bassline notes, obv)

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

With the slight variation:

And another great goal and another great goal,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

Repeat to fade


*awaits Ivor Novello*

[little dave hedgehog]

you forgot "hey! he's gonna score on you! another one from sturridge!" from the end.

[James P]

I'll throw this into the mix, then skulk off sheepishly. And this one's ALL about
the iambic pentameter.
To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

(the Dans are the bassline notes, obv)

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

With the slight variation:

And another great goal and another great goal,
Another goal from Stu-rridge,

Repeat to fade


*awaits Ivor Novello*

If we're going to adopt a Queen theme, I suggest we go the whole hog and use the first part of 'Bohemian Rhapsody':

Sturridge
Just scored a goal
Suarez put it on his head
Pulled the trigger, one nil Reds

Sturridge
The game's just begun
And now you've gone and put the ball away

Sturridge
Oooooh
Didn't want to see that dance
If you've not got a different dance tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters



It really needs four people with long hair sitting in a diamond formation while singing to have the full effect.

[Shaggy]

Haha that is excellent

[Norbs]

I love that fact that you're clearly so embarrassed by the whole thing that your voice barely gets above a whisper.

That's my normal Ashley Peacock voice, I'm pretty shameless

[Vermilion]

Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia.

Oh it's Daniel Sturridge helps us win yeah
scoring goals in the nic of time
He has Suarez with him he's the sinner
We don't care cos he ours it's fine.

[spider-neil]

The two Sturridge Queen songs are excellent

[Norbs]

Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia.

Oh it's Daniel Sturridge helps us win yeah
scoring goals in the nic of time
He has Suarez with him he's the sinner
We don't care cos he ours it's fine.

[Norbs]

He scores with his left
He scores with his right
That Daniel Sturridge, he's better than ****e