Daniel Sturridge

[Kenneth]

I expect we'll play Benteke and three of our attacking MFs behind him.

[Bender]

i think it's a fake rumour

[Havors]

If he is ****ed injured.... there is defo more to this. He is either ****ed up in the head or he is being a cunt on purpose.

[Havors]

I expect we'll play Benteke and three of our attacking MFs behind him.

We do that anyway... even when he's available like Sunday.

grrrrr i hate 1 up front with a passion!

[kingfunk]

i think it's a fake rumour

So you think it's true then?

[Bender]

So you think it's true then?

[Bender]

[ame]https://twitter.com/anfieldhq/status/674335522530160641[/ame]

[Harv]

How do you do a hammy when you hardly move in a game? He was rubbish against Toon.

Hopefully it just him being a wuss and thinking his muscle soreness from actually playing is an injury.

[Vermilion]

As sympathetic as ever Harv.

[Chris]

Must be faking it, the unprofessional pussy cunt.

[tanner]

Danny from Mellwood earlier today

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqu7L2ijDFU"]Napoleon's Chapstick - YouTube[/ame]

[Slinky Skills]

****ing hell.

Piss take Sturridge is, ****ing get rid he's hopeless.

He honestly would be better served quitting the game, think it would be less stressful for him.

What's even worse is that even if he only played two more games between now and the end of the season, he'd probably still end up our top scorer.

[tanner]

He's made 19 less appearances than Theo Walcott over the last 5 seasons.

[Leyton388]

WTF is up with him he's made of bloody tracing paper.

[Slinky Skills]

WTF is up with him he's made of bloody tracing paper.

That statement is an offence to tracing paper!