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    What a game, tons of goals, bottle of wine, Mrs Venton has just returned brandishing a pizza at me asking how to cook it, bless her. Good quality one too, pizza express no less. She reheats stuff well, I'll give her that. She kisses the back of my head as I type.
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      Mersin shanks an easy clearance which we luckily regain. You can see it in a keeper's body shape when he's about to make a ricket. He pretends nothing was awry afterwards but we know, we know.
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        Ref speaks to NC's Kemmen about his hair. How does he get it just like that, he asks? A cake tin, replies Kemmen.
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          Both teams have decided to dispense with defending entirely at pre-determined points in this game. It has a lot more goals in it, I am sure.
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            Good fun innit?
            3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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              Got it to work on the PC, but it's more entertaining reading Ventons commentary, don't let the wife's kissing distract you.
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                How the **** he miss that???
                3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                  Dunn runs nigh on the length of the NC half dodging tackles and spoons it up and over the bar tiredly right at the end. He does that thing that Suarez does which is to keep the defender just behind him, cutting him across him.

                  Smith misses a sitter. A ****ing sitter. Actually the defender nicks it off his toes. Still, he should have owned that one.
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                    Originally posted by RoboKop View Post
                    How the **** he miss that???
                    He waited daintily for it to arrive on his foot didn't he? Hopefully he will have learned from that. He looked a right **** there.
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                      **** me, the haircuts. I suppose I've had a couple in my time but they obviously pay very good money for these.
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                        Originally posted by Venton View Post
                        He waited daintily for it to arrive on his foot didn't he? Hopefully he will have learned from that. He looked a right **** there.
                        3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                          What a half. We're up 3-2.
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                            Your signal getting interrupted or is it just my telly?
                            3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                              What you notice here is that everyone tends to do their job well for the most part but when they make an error, or lose their position they do it catastrophically and everyone looks around afterwards as if to say, how the **** did that happen? No half measures with the errors, they are properly special.

                              Having said that both sides have gone for this with the positivity that you'd expect from youth. Nothing has yet crushed their spirit, the world is ready for them and it shows in everything they do. They are living their dreams and have the hairlines to match. Little ****ers.
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                                Originally posted by RoboKop View Post
                                Your signal getting interrupted or is it just my telly?
                                Now and again, but only for a second or two. It says I'm streaming at 1100k if that helps.
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