Reserves / Youth Team thread 2013/14

[Vermilion]

[Venton]

Cracking own goal, 2-0!

[Venton]

Wolves lose the ball in midfield, Lussey plays a cracking diagonal pass to Jack Dunn who takes it to the line then "fizzes it into the danger area"* forcing the hapless Dominic something to shame it across the line.

And it's 3-0! ****!

[Venton]

Jack Dunn fizzes* it up to Lussey to head into the top corner. From a plate of tripe to set mixed starters for 2 from your local Thai. It's a great start to the second half.

[Venton]

* these are all trade-marked by Neil Mellor. He's getting more busy with the fizzy than our Scarlett

[Venton]

another surging run by Lussey who's holding the reins in midfield and no mistaking, his low cross cleared for a corner which is that bad it causes audible groans from the 3 spectators.

[Venton]

Rossiter dabbles his way through the retreating defence to side foot a beautiful finish into the bottom left hand corner. "It's like watching the first team!" 4-0 and we'd be very unlucky to lose this now.

[Vermilion]

If anyone would like to watch..

http://www.time4tv.com/2012/07/live-...-channel-2.php

[Venton]

Wolves have all the shape of a Jan Molby moo-moo at the moment, billowing away under a rampant red attack. It's raining goals.

[Venton]

Wolves on a rare break towards our penalty area after good work by the tricky Robby Parry who nearly ends up scoring after setting it all up to begin with. Last ditch tackle to clear but the pressure is still on until Wolves lob it aimlessly out for a goal kick.

[SB]

Wolves have all the shape of a Jan Molby moo-moo at the moment, billowing away under a rampant red attack. It's raining goals.

Your commentary is getting more & more colourful/ eloquent so I'm supposing the bottle of Red is nearly empty?

[Venton]

Actually, lots of good running off the ball here which is causing no end of problems for Wolves. There is a "style".

[Venton]

Your commentary is getting more & more colourful/ eloquent so I'm supposing the bottle of Red is nearly empty?

****, how did you know it was red? You are right, but it's only half gone, plenty to go. Jacob's Creek pinot noir.

[Venton]

Good strike by Ford (Wolves) but Merson is right behind it and takes it with composure.

[Venton]

Peterson has a good run down the left but the defender does well and knocks it out for a corner. Peterson looks aggrieved, he wanted a free kick, but his appeals are bootless. Corner goes over everyone and out the other side.