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    Our passing it actually a bit **** here today, not up to our usual standard.
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      And I mean that, it wasn't a backhanded insult. My old boss had a code for that kind of stuff.

      "Not up to your usual standard" = "You are a cunt beyond measure"
      "I was disappointed that..." = "If I had enough to sack you I would"
      "I'm sorry to say" = "I'm delighted to be ****ing you over imminently and I'm going to revel in it"
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        Hm, United look more dangerous here, we are wayward. Misplaced passes, overhit balls. Was Rossiter the key? Sometimes you're just out of sorts aren't you?
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          Tom Lawrence for Utd trickles through our defence and gets a corner. He looks dangerous. He also looks like he's hiding his lunch in his hair.
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            Next season there will be no playoffs. Proper divisions with promotions and demotions.
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              Counter attacking footie from both sides at the end of the half.

              And UNITED SCORE. ****.
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                A great shot by Perrara from outside the box, onto his right foot, looping over the advanced Fulton. He shouldn't have had the shot as we had three on him but he took it very well into the top corner across the goal. **** time to concede for us, just before half time.

                At the other end Dunn ****s one over the bar. Not far away on his right foot.
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                  Well, they've been the better side this half. I hope that will be a wake up call. What we do miss this year is a Conor Coady to boss the midfield, Teixeira is skilled but not a skilled enforcer.
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                    Half time. Liverpool 0 - 1 Manchester United.
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                      You watching Daffy? What did you think?

                      I thought we were disjointed and sloppy. Big gaps between the defence, midfield and attack, individual lapses of concentration and technique for us so far.
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                        I hope that's an old clip there from Luis. If not his English hasn't improved much. Between him and Gary Gillespie it's a mangle-fest.
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                          Perrera's goal was a bit special. Kind of thing you see Suarez doing. Quick trap one step and hit it early, no time for the keeper to guess or set. Lovely right foot looping curler.
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                            A quick reminder that this has to be settled tonight - no replay, no away goals etc. Extra time and penos if need be.
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                              I've been informed the United striker is Andreas Pereira. So, there you go.
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                                Turns out it was actually 8 and 9 years olds on the pitch at half-time rather than a takeover by the Anderson midgets. I need a bigger computer screen.
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