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    Just seen our U18s are on against Ludogorets now - 3-0 up in the second half.
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      They're rather complementary about us - just seen a banner saying Dalglish Is My Hero - But Lodogorets Is My Team.
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        Originally posted by Venton View Post
        They're rather complementary about us - just seen a banner saying Dalglish Is My Hero - But Lodogorets Is My Team.
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          I'm writing a report at the same time as watching this out of the corner of my eye so don't expect Normal Mailer. And if the wind changes I'm ****ed.
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            Forgot about this.

            Will have to book a half day for the Madrid game.

            Any idea who scored so far Venton?
            If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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              Daniel Cleary header, then Sinclair then Alex O'Hanlonohanlon with a "cool finish" for the third. Have to take their word for it as I didn't see it. Am dictating a memo now.
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                If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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                  We are most certainly "all over them".
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                    One of the things that becomes immediately apparent when our youth teams play their counterparts from eastern Europe is the gulf in the cost of their haircuts. Ours clearly spend a large proportion of their weekly wage on coffuiring themselves to a level that would befit the standards of a Victorian stately home's best topiarist whereas Ludogorets must spend once a month in the back garden on a chair with a bowl on their head and an absent-minded look in their mother's eye as she proceeds to make them as unnatractive to the local girls as she possible can.
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                      At least their youth excuses them. Chris Kirkland clearly had his mum still cutting his up to and after he left us. "The only girl a boy needs is his mother" she cackled as she multiplied his partings.*



                      *Dramatisation
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                        And it's 4-0!
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                          Can't see who scored it - my phone is too small. And I'm trying to hide it slightly behind my stapler.
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                            All over 4-0
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                              Not turning up to commentate, followed by this. If this shoddyness continues you will be replaced V

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                                God's punishment has been visited on me Mr Assassin, the train that was meant to deliver me home has been cancelled so I'm stuck in a soulless boozer for the match. Story of my life.
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