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    #166
    Originally posted by RedReet View Post


    Dirk Kuyt with more pace I think I called him after that pre-season.
    I said that on a different forum

    Voronin was just a **** wannabe pornstar though.

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      #167
      Originally posted by SB View Post
      you don't have a copy of that to jog the memory do you?
      Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
      Dear supporters of Liverpool FC,

      I hope you liked my pony tail.

      The undercut was a mistake, and I am growing it out as I write.

      I will never forget the time I nearly scored an important goal when I went one-on-one with the keeper at Sunderland last season, and missed. And of course my goal of the century in Toulouse. Who could forget that?! My pony looked particularly good just as I struck the ball, and I have a poster of that very image on the wall of my outside toilet here at my new home just outside Berlin.

      I'm very pleased with my pony and how it withstood the banter at Melwood. Big Martin Skrtel used to call me a poof and it made me laugh. He said it once in the canteen and I laughed so much I had Lucozade Isotonic Sport coming out of my nostrils.

      I will miss most my close proximity to Granada Studios in nearby Manchester. I was often told to stay away from training so I would spend my days in the studio audience at The Jeremy Kyle Show. It was free to get in but my status as a Liverpool player enabled me to skip the queue outside and go straight in. There were some great people on that show. The only downer was that I wasn't allowed to wear clothing that displayed logos and nor was I allowed to wear my baseball cap. The cap did wonders for my pony...made it look even better. Still, one can't have it all.

      Bye.

      Andriy Voronin
      In the beginning, Fowler created the Heaven and the Earth.

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        #168
        Hahaha...that is brilliant!
        Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for Rodney

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          #169
          long live the Pony
          Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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            #170
            Originally posted by Phoenix07 View Post
            Voronin was just a **** wannabe pornstar though.
            Arnt we all?
            In the beginning, Fowler created the Heaven and the Earth.

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              #171
              [ame]https://twitter.com/anfieldhq/status/901564411617447936[/ame]

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                #172
                Originally posted by Bender View Post
                https://twitter.com/anfieldhq/status/901564411617447936
                What's he worth peeps? £8-10m?
                Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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                  #173
                  Peeps?

                  What a **** word that is.
                  Oh I don't know.

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                    #174
                    Originally posted by dom9 View Post
                    Peeps?

                    What a **** word that is.
                    Cool story bro.
                    Was muß, das muß.

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                      #175
                      Totally
                      Oh I don't know.

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                        #176
                        Originally posted by dom9 View Post
                        Totes
                        Was muß, das muß.

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                          #177
                          Whatev
                          Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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                            #178
                            Whevs :upgraded:
                            Hello mert.

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                              #179
                              Originally posted by Fivex View Post
                              Whevs :upgraded:
                              Sweet 🤘
                              Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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                                #180
                                Hello mert.

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