Pre-season thread

[Saveloy]

But you only typed one line.

Did your predictive text come up with something embarrassing after 'lovely'?

[memzey]

Ritchie Partridge! That’s what happened to him!

[Fuzzy]

I'm not that arsed, heard he was a right Pons.

[baitman]

lallana gave it a big push doing laps, showing his fitness and earning a klopp hug, but now hes ****ed again.
matip didnt figure in my lst of centre backs as he is rarely available... the new studge?

[Buzzo]

Matip is already on 67 league appearances for us 54 in the league 25 last season 29 the season before.

[Fuzzy]

Matip is already on 67 league appearances for us 54 in the league 25 last season 29 the season before.

He's also missed 33 games through injury according to transfermarkt - so a third! Five separate injuries in two seasons.

[Buzzo]

He's also missed 33 games through injury according to transfermarkt - so a third! Five separate injuries in two seasons.

Yeah, but compared to Sturridge..!

[baitman]

Yeah, but compared to Sturridge..!

we need a new thread...

[meffin]

Ritchie Partridge! That’s what happened to him!

He's been in the physio staff for a good few years now.

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/James_Carroll84/status/1015167219116969984[/ame]

[fah-q]

I quite like the idea of Fab and Keita making their pre season debuts the same day as a world cup quarter final featuring England. It helps them fly under the radar a little bit more.

Hoping they will take the league by surprise.

[Liverpool]

3 weeks rest after a gruelling season and another on the cards. Bobby still at world cup. Going into the season without another top class forward is far more negligent than not changing the keeper

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/JamesMilner/status/1015217795980816385[/ame]

[Assassin]

[dom9]

haha - he is a funny ****er