Liverpool vs West Ham - Premier League (18/19 - Game 1)

[baitman]

Has Dom rubbed off on you too?

in his dreams, the creepy old badger.

show us on the dolly where the whinging old pisshead touched you

[dom9]

UK:
12th Aug at 1:30pm
Live on Sky Sports & NOW TV

Australia
Perth Time: 12th Aug at 8:30pm
QLD Time: 12th Aug at 10:30pm
NSW/VIC Time: 12th Aug at 10:30pm
Live on Optus Sports

USA
US West Coast: 12th Aug at 5:30am
US East Coast: 12th Aug at 8:30am
Live on NBCSN

-------------------

This is it!

The beginning of the 2018/19 season which promises much with the signing of three world class players and Fabinho!

Man Utd are suffering from the weight of Mourinho's deep footballing depression, Chelsea look like they're still on holiday and Spurs could have a season befitting their toilet bowl looking stadium.

First up is West Ham who've made some good signings but it's their pre-season has been mixed

-------------------

Liverpool's pre-season results
7 July: won 7-0 v Chester (Swansway Chester Stadium)
10 July: won 3-2 v Tranmere Rovers (Prenton Park)
14 July: drew 0-0 v Bury (Gigg Lane)
19 July: won 2-0 v Blackburn (Ewood Park)
22 July: lost 3-1 v Borussia Dortmund (Bank of America Stadium)
26 July: won 2-1 v Manchester City (MetLife Stadium)
28 July: won 4-1 v Manchester United (Michigan Stadium)
4 Aug: won 5-0 v Napoli (Aviva Stadium)
7 Aug: v Torino (Anfield) 7.30pm

Record
P8 W6 D1 L1 F24 A7

Scorers
5 – Sturridge
2 – Wilson, Mane, Ojo, Milner, Salah
1 – Kent, Ings, Camacho, Shaqiri, Lallana, Markovic, Van Dijk, Wijnaldum, Moreno

-----

West Ham's pre-season results

8 July: lost 3-2 v FC Winterthur (Schutzenwiese Stadium)
14 July: won 1-0 v Wycombe Wanderers (Adams Park)
21 July: drew 2-2 v Preston North End (Deepdale)
25 July: won 3-1 v Aston Villa (Bescot Stadium)
28 July: won 2-1 v Ipswich Town (Portman Road)
31 July: drew 1-1 v Mainz (Kufstein Arnea)
3 August: won 1-0 v Angers (Das.Goldberg-Stadion)

Record
P7 W4 D1 L2 F12 A8

Scorers
5 – Arnautovic
1 – Carroll, Noble, Antonio, Snodgrass, Anderson, Martinez, Chicharito.

That is a seriously bloated post.

[dom9]

in his dreams, the creepy old badger.

show us on the dolly where the whinging old pisshead touched you

Let me dig out that post you left on that female new joiner's page that time.

[Liverpool]

Based on what I just posted?

it was on the internet, must be true

[Fosterbloke]

That is a seriously bloated post.

It is when you quote the entire thing just to reply with a single line.

[Fivex]

Liverpool vs West Ham - Premier League (18/19 - Game 1)

del

[Fosterbloke]

And some people asked me to do this mid-preseason...

[Mark79]

And some people asked me to do this mid-preseason...

A West Ham match thread?

[labourRed]

And some people asked me to do this mid-preseason...

You come across as a bit dopey but I do appreciate your ownership of the match day threads. Cheers.

[Fosterbloke]

You come across as a bit dopey but I do appreciate your ownership of the match day threads. Cheers.

My wife says the same so I'll take that as a compliment

[Buzzo]

And some people asked me to do this mid-preseason...

Dont let the haters get you down

Everyones just got excess internet hate to purge, given that we've signed good players this summer and look really strong etc for the first time ever. Cant recall not being arsed if we sign anyone else in the run in to deadline day before.

Basically, there's nothing to moan about * so your overly fancy thread is getting it.















*Yet

[Fosterbloke]

To let the haters get you down

Everyones just got excess internet hate to purge, given that we've signed good players this summer and look really strong etc for the first time ever. Cant recall not being arsed if we sign anyone else in the run in to deadline day before.

Basically, there's nothing to moan about * so your overly fancy thread is getting it.

[labourRed]

It's odd coming into this season, we look in seriously rude health. Which makes me somewhat uneasy, pride and all that.

West Ham look a decent team but we need to get momentum early doors, so I'm hoping for a comfortable 3-0

[Buzzo]

It is a massive boost that the first game is at home.

[dom9]

It is a massive boost that the first game is at home.

The first month of the season is looking distinctly corrupt. *

* If you believe in conspiracy theories and support one of our rivals.