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    Originally posted by rudedog View Post
    At least Gakkers rhymes better than Gakpo


    attackers, backpackers, bushwhackers, carjackers, clackers, firecrackers, hijackers, meatpackers, nutcrackers, quackers, slackers, undercrackers


    There’s a song just waiting to be written there
    Surely anything that ends with 'O'?

    Haribo, placebo, hippo, Rambo, BO.

    My song sounds much better than yours.
    If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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      Originally posted by RedReet View Post
      Surely anything that ends with 'O'?

      Haribo, placebo, hippo, Rambo, BO.

      My song sounds much better than yours.
      A Rambo loaded with ammo is our Gakpo!!
      Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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        Whatever we call him, the lad definitely deserves a song. As much as I like the Torres one it's a bit poisoned for me so would have mixed feelings about reusing it. Shame as it was a belter. I heard the Macallister one for the first time recently and really liked that.
        It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

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          Originally posted by memzey View Post
          Whatever we call him, the lad definitely deserves a song. As much as I like the Torres one it's a bit poisoned for me so would have mixed feelings about reusing it. Shame as it was a belter. I heard the Macallister one for the first time recently and really liked that.

          Could recycle the Maxi song for Gakpo.

          Cody, Cody Gakpo
          Runs down the wing for me
          I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


          Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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            Better than Rambo, loaded with ammo, stinks of BO, he's our Gakpo!!
            It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

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              Originally posted by RedReet View Post
              Surely anything that ends with 'O'?

              Haribo, placebo, hippo, Rambo, BO.

              My song sounds much better than yours.
              Now this is a story all about how
              Gakkers lights up the pitch, always keeps his cool,
              And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
              I’ll tell you how he became the prince in a town called Liverpool.

              In the heart of Lichstad, born and raised,
              On the training ground’s where he spent most of his days,
              Chillin’ out, maxin’, rippin’ up nets,
              Curlin’ in screamers that no one forgets.

              When a couple of defenders, up to no good,
              Started makin’ trouble in his neighborhood,
              He slid past one, left the other in despair,
              Smashed it in the top corner like he just don’t care.

              He got one little chance, and his coach got scared,
              He said, “You’re movin to the Kop now, Gakkers—prepare”
              He stepped on the pitch, and things were never the same,
              The Kop went wild, started singin’ his name!

              He’s smashin the goals in but keepin’ it cool,
              Going past defenders like their coach is a fool,
              If anything, this guy is totally rare,
              He’s Gakkers, not crackers - you better beware!
              Last edited by rudedog; 28-01-25, 04:00 PM.

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                Originally posted by memzey View Post
                Better than Rambo, loaded with ammo, stinks of BO, he's our Gakpo!!
                Yep, that gets my approval!
                Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                  Originally posted by rudedog View Post
                  Now this is a story all about how
                  Gakkers lights up the pitch, always keeps his cool,
                  And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
                  I’ll tell you how he became the prince in a town called Liverpool.

                  In the heart of Lichstad, born and raised,
                  On the training ground’s where he spent most of his days,
                  Chillin’ out, maxin’, rippin’ up nets,
                  Curlin’ in screamers that no one forgets.

                  When a couple of defenders, up to no good,
                  Started makin’ trouble in his neighborhood,
                  He slid past one, left the other in despair,
                  Smashed it in the top corner like he just don’t care.

                  He got one little chance, and his coach got scared,
                  He said, “You’re movin to the Kop now, Gakkers—prepare”
                  He stepped on the pitch, and things were never the same,
                  The Kop went wild, started singin’ his name!

                  He’s smashin the goals in but keepin’ it cool,
                  Going past defenders like their coach is a fool,
                  If anything, this guy is totally rare,
                  He’s Gakkers, not crackers - you better beware!
                  Someone’s been using ChatGPT! No judgement, I do it all the time

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                    Originally posted by ChatGPT
                    Here’s a reworked version of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme, but with a Cody Gakpo and Liverpool twist:


                    ---

                    Verse 1:
                    Now this is a story all about how
                    My career got flipped, turned upside down
                    And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
                    I'll tell you how I became the prince of the Kop's red lair.

                    Verse 2:
                    In Eindhoven, Holland, born and raised
                    On the pitch is where I spent most of my days
                    Dribblin’ out front and scoring all cool
                    Doin’ stepovers, makin’ defenders look like fools.

                    Verse 3:
                    When a couple of scouts, they were up to some good
                    Saw me tear it up in the Eredivisie’s 'hood
                    I got one little call and my agent got scared
                    Said, "You’re off to Anfield to play for the Reds out there!"

                    Verse 4:
                    I whistled for a flight and when it came near
                    The plane was red-hot with that Scouse atmosphere
                    If anything I could say that this place was rare
                    But I thought, “Nah, forget it – let’s conquer out there!”

                    Verse 5:
                    I pulled up to the ground about 7 or 8
                    And I yelled to Klopp, “Yo boss, I’m gonna be great!”
                    Looked at the Kop, I was finally here
                    To rule the attack as the prince of Anfield cheer.
                    Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                      Originally posted by Sus View Post
                      Someone’s been using ChatGPT! No judgement, I do it all the time
                      Busted!

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                        Originally posted by rudedog View Post
                        Busted!
                        Honestly. Player songs - that 's for kids.

                        Anyway.

                        "He scores goals before my eyes and that's just when we realise - Cody, Cody, Cody we love you"


                        [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymp-pW5_-jE"]Johnny Tillotson - Judy Judy Judy with Lyrics (1963) - YouTube[/ame]

                        I'm not sure I'd be singing the rest of it, but you know, horses for courses.
                        Last edited by Tatterdemalion; 28-01-25, 09:42 PM.
                        Really?

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                          Kop's Red liar
                          _____________________________________

                          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                            This is not a serious attempt at a song for Gakpo but when I came in here and saw people talking about a song for Gakpo this popped into my head and made me laugh at the thought of Anfield singing this.

                            [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWUn6tzOAwU"]1960's Batman Theme ( Album Version ) - YouTube[/ame]

                            Gakpo!

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                              Originally posted by peterbread View Post
                              This is not a serious attempt at a song for Gakpo but when I came in here and saw people talking about a song for Gakpo this popped into my head and made me laugh at the thought of Anfield singing this.

                              1960's Batman Theme ( Album Version ) - YouTube

                              Gakpo!


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