Bournemouth (H) 19/08/23 - 3pm BST

[Kenneth]

Told ya Bournemouth are atrocious. Utter abominations.

Yeah, they’re garbage, but we’ve not been much better than garbage. Need a few goals to put us out of range of a defensive howler or two costing us points.

[slaine]

Salah misses the pen, but scores the rebound

2-1

Reminds me of the classic... 'Jesus Saves! But Dalgliesh scores on the rebound'

[Charly]

Salah is s **** penalty taker.

i feel like the team is being damaged by overinflated egos

[BootRoom]

This lot will fade away now.

[danperkins]

These are ****ing terrible, should be a few more goal for us in this.

[Kenneth]

I so desperately want salah to run around a defender and not through him. Please, just once, skip past and make it look cool.

[danperkins]

That was the old Robbo there

[Tatterdemalion]

Salah is s **** penalty taker.

i feel like the team is being damaged by overinflated egos

He's missed like 7 out of 35 or something. About 1/5 not scored.

[dizzycat]

Just shoot ffs

[Kenneth]

He's missed like 7 out of 35 or something. About 1/5 not scored.

It’s not bad is it, but he’s no James Milner from the spot.

[danperkins]

Mo has had a shocker today so far

[Irishnev]

Mo has had a shocker today so far

Lots of really heavy touches

[Charly]

He just doesnt look like a good taker. The runup was too long. Feels a bit random instead of placed

[Charly]

Gakpo needs to play up front. Jota has been pretty poor again.

[Kenneth]

Szobetc has been good.