Rio Ngumoah

[baitman]

I've seen you on the pitch and I've seen you on TV
One of the Anfield stars, it means so much to me
Like a 17th birthday or a winning goal
But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you

His name is Rio and he dances on the wing
Just like Digger Barnes twisting through the other teams
And when he scores, he really shows you all he can
Oh, Rio, Rio, dancing all across the land.

Needs more edits.

[SB]

She?

[baitman]

She?

Needed work, done a bit more

[Tatterdemalion]

Great goal lad, well done.

[Tatterdemalion]

I've seen you on the pitch and I've seen you on TV
One of the Anfield stars, it means so much to me
Like a 17th birthday or a winning goal
But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you

His name is Rio and he dances on the wing
Just like Digger Barnes twisting through the other teams
And when he scores, he really shows you all he can
Oh, Rio, Rio, dancing all across the land.

Needs more edits.

I hope you have a day job. One that doesn't involve music in any way.
On a more serious note, surely all fan songs about players are no more than four lines long?

[SB]

His name is Rio & he dances down the wing
Just give him the ball he can do fookin anything

[Buzzo]

Can we just talk about how good the finish was?

These songs are a reel buzz kill

[RedReet]

Can we just talk about how good the finish was?

These songs are a reel buzz kill

Best finish in the world.

[Buzzo]

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[SB]

Can we just talk about how good the finish was?

These songs are a reel Buzzo kill

The finish was sublime, just like the first 2 verses I dreamt up

[Tatterdemalion]

His name is Rio & he dances down the wing
Just give him the ball he can do fookin anything

that's more like it!

[Scratch]

His name is Rio & he dances down the wing
Just give him the ball he can do fookin anything

I dunno, finishing with "...any-****ing-thing" just sounds better in my head.

[SB]

I dunno, finishing with "...any-****ing-thing" just sounds better in my head.

Possibly but be careful Buzz Kill will be back in a minute

It’s the rest we need to work on

[Tatterdemalion]

This time next season...

[SB]

You think he’ll have a child in 12 months time? Tbf I think the girls will be throwing themselves at him.

Oh & let’s spare a thought for poor Chelsea for letting him slip through their fingers