Christian Poulsen Signs

[fatistuta]

nothing says thank you like money.

No, but if Poulsen wants to say thank you to us by breaking Gary Neville's legs then I will accept it with gratitude.

[fatistuta]

Time for a song for our latest signing, apologies in advance.



Wa - ait just a minute Mr Poulsen,
Wa - ai - ai - ait Mr Poulsen,
Oh Mr Poulsen look and see,
Are you as ****ing hard as Stevie G?
And can you break the legs of Wayne Rooney?
Oh you'd better look out,
I've heard your slower than Kuyt,

Mr Poulsen

Oh Mr Poulsen we will clap,
If you turn defence into attack,
And you give that cunt Neville a slap,
Well you think this songs crap,
But have you heard Babel rap,

Mr Poulsen.........



Coat is on, door is closed and I promise not to do it again.

[Shaggy]

[Slinky Skills]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry

YouTube- Christian Poulsen the rugby player!

Beware Wenger your precious little babies are going to get ****ed up!!!!!!

Its just a pity Ronaldo left Utd, still I have my fingers crossed that he'll get stuck into Neville.

i look forward to him kicking lumps out of the Blackburn players....will make a change

Go on Poulson lad, my kind of player!!!!





Hope he kicks **** out of the lot of the *******s, can't wait to see this guy play!!

Bout time we had a ****house in our team, something we've been missing for a long long time.

Welcome to LFC Christian Poulson, we've missed having a player like you around. Hope you smash **** out of all the Premier League pussies and win over the LFC fans!!

[Tatterdemalion]

If only we had this lad back to put a bit of steel into our midfield.

[The Erectile Banana]

Quality bit of bumping there. To be fair, he would have looked right at home in our midfield today.

[fah-q]

A reminder that no matter how bad you think things are they could always be worse.

[RichC]

A reminder that no matter how bad you think things are they could always be worse.

What a summer of signings that was

[The_weatherman]

it's interesting - I wonder what roys plans are. I've not seen enough of poulsen to comment but are we have a fair few different combos now.

---------------------Reina/Jones?----------------

Johnson/Kelly-----Carra/Skrtel---Agger/Kyrakios------Aurelio/insua??/hopefuly a new first choice with them as back up

------poulsen/lucas---gerrard/aquilani---

Maxi/kuyt-------cole/gerrard---------jovanovic/babel--

----------------Torres/New signing----


With Gulasci/Wilson/Shelvey/Ngog/Pacheco and potentially Amoo? as 5 or 6 exciting youngsters coming through looking to provide cover and compete for those positions and hopefully being used in the europa to rest the key 7..... I am actually really excited about that -

by no means ideal, dream world you'd throw in mascher, a messi and a drogba say - but we ain't man city, and given how **** we ended up last season, how low I felt a month or so ago, I think we've got into a great position. Just get the left back and striker needed - and no more players leave and bring it on

Jeebus, that was bad......even missing the Konk

[Shaggy]

In one single, miserable summer we signed Christian Poulsen, Paul Konchesky, Joe Cole and Milan Jovanovic! **** me ...**** me

[Kenneth]

I still think Jovanovic was a decent player, but the others were woeful.

[Lee]

In one single, miserable summer we signed Christian Poulsen, Paul Konchesky, Joe Cole and Milan Jovanovic! **** me ...**** me

Brad Jones and Danny Wilson too.

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYbtbUHRXyY"]Milan Jovanovic Liverpool Tribute - YouTube[/ame]

[Kenneth]

[Zapater]

In one single, miserable summer we signed Christian Poulsen, Paul Konchesky, Joe Cole and Milan Jovanovic! **** me ...**** me

And we lost Mascherano, alienated Agger and to cap it off Torres (whom was horrendous barring the Chelsea game) left 6 months after. Dark times indeed.

Woy is a cruel ****ing *******.

[Mark79]

Another one for the player thread bin