Fernando Torres

[Tee]

He does look like a bit of a plank in the blue of Chelski.

[Roboklopp]

He does look like a bit of a plank in the blue of Chelski.

[Shaggy]

He looks a bit overweight to me.

[Reece]

He does look like a bit of a plank in the blue of Chelski.

He looks a bit overweight to me.

Yeah. I can't believe I ever fancied him.

[Roboklopp]

Yeah. I can't believe I ever fancied him.

To be fair, he really blossomed with us & has withered since.

[Gray]

To be fair, the thought of him and Suarez up front does make the pecker stir.

[Nick77]

I would take him over Carroll any day!

[dom9]

I think he'll get splinters from sitting on the bench soon enough.

[Vermilion]

I think he's searching for a hairstyle he's comfortable with.

[Craig_H]

I'll take him back for 15-20m. He just looks so odd in that blue. Looks a twunt don't know why though.

If his knees aren't ****ed beyond repair, I will take him back. His finishing is deadly.

Is it though? Why hasnt it been for Chelsea? It's not like he hasnt had ANY chances, but he just fluffs them.

He's ****e now. And a little judas cunt, to boot. Good riddance to rubbish i say, i'm thoroughly enjoying his (consistently increasing) fall from grace.

[destinydude]

Probably confidence issues and daddy issues and the likes.

You don't suddenly lose your finishing abilities. It's not like pace.

AFAIK it's in his head. Think a calmer environment like Liverpool will suit him more than chavvy London.

[Craig_H]

"chavvy London" Because it's all the same in London, wherever you go....

[destinydude]

I'm actually grateful to him for funding us with 50m.

Owen is a judas cunt in that he went for faar less money than he should have gone. Torres hardly had a case. We were under achieving and he wanted greener pastures. He lay his bed and he's sleeping in it now.

But he went for a fair price so no bitterness from my side.

[destinydude]

"chavvy London" Because it's all the same in London, wherever you go....

At least from what I see

[saj]

Not sure if it has been said before but Torres was asked to do a feature before the first game about two weeks ago with a paper. It was all arranged and when he arrived it was apparently with the the S*n. He apparently walked out before the interview started, it caused massive ructions with the Chelsea hierarchy.

That's just added £2m to his transfer value. He's now worth £7.4m