Fernando Torres

[Baracus]

He is a thick cunt.

He should have taken a penalty by now. Whats the worse that could happen for him. Miss..and people will still call him, no worse then he is now. Score and you might just get your 'mojo' back.

I honestly think way back when he played against us and Agger knocked the stuffing out of him, he mentally collapsed.*I don't think he was expecting the reception he got from LFC fans and the treatment he got from ex-teammates. It was a shock to his core. 'Pow Muthafu*cker''

[Fivex]

Your best post Baracus

[Norbs]

+1 .

[jono]

Another "Torres scored" website has popped up

http://sincetorreslastscored.com/

[Norbs]

We want 200!

Great call about having his mojo knocked out of him. He really really did think that our fans would wish him well didn't he

[tbounce]

I remember a few years ago we were playing Portsmouth at Anfield in a game we needed to win for CL qualification reasons. It was 0 0 when we were awarded a penalty in front of the Kop. We had many recognised penalty takers on the pitch at the time including, if I recall correctly, Gerrard and Alonso,

Peter Crouch was on an awful run - something like 14 games without a goal. He had the bottle to take the penalty. Granted, he missed it, but at least he had the guts to take it. We ended up winning the match 4 0 so it didn't really matter in the end. Crouch had been under incredible pressure to get his first goal for us but, despite the fact he missed the pen I knew he would keep going and would probably ultimately come good for us, which he did.

Last night Chelsea were 2 0 up against a Championship side with a short amount of time left when they were awarded a penalty. Score or miss, it's highly probably Chelsea will win the game and progress. The Chelsea fans chant for Torres to take it. Mata offers him the ball. An he ****s himself, bottles it and refuses to take it.

As a poster said above - the worst thing that could have happened was that he missed and Chelsea win 2 0 and he has no more or less derision heaped on his shoulders than would have happened anyway.

That one act last night finally convinced me he's finished.

Anyway - just my thoughts for what they're worth.

[Tee]

I agree, if he was offered the chance of a penalty and refused it...what must his team mates think? I bet they rip the piss out of him behind his back in the dressing room.

[The_weatherman]

The Chelsea fans chant for Torres to take it. Mata offers him the ball. An he ****s himself, bottles it and refuses to take it.

Did that happen? I didn't see the game just assumed that Mata was the taker. Oh dear. This is awful, poor bloke is just lost.

[Le Chef]

24 hours of playing time without a goal

[Le Chef]

Did that happen? I didn't see the game just assumed that Mata was the taker. Oh dear. This is awful, poor bloke is just lost.

nope they were singing for him not to take it ......

[Gingawaria]

I just pity him now, he was the best in the world while he was with us, even in his last year when he wasn't playing as well, he was still banging them in regularly. To call him a shadow of his former self would be an insult to shadows! He's just shot, completely shot.

[Norbs]

Chelsea fans to the tune of Five Times

Please, not Fernando,
Please, not Fernando-o-o,
Anyone but that mug,
Please, not Fernando

[Gingawaria]

Have they actually started turning against him yet or are they still clinging onto the hope that there's still a world class striker in there somewhere?

[Lee]

Have they actually started turning against him yet or are they still clinging onto the hope that there's still a world class striker in there somewhere?

Read a couple of their forum's and it seems that most just want shot of him.

There's a few people who are still saying that he lacks service, but I think most fans have given up hope now.

[lfcred]

He would be his old self under Rafa he goes!