Fernando Torres

[CJ]

so after reading this. i must say since craig is back the arguing has picked up again. i wonder why.

anyway so am i right in thinking when craig posts his "not just i think your a ****" which he does to everyone who dares to question him or tell him to wind his neck in is in fact shaggy?

marky probably best to calm it down lad.

[Daniel 7]

Some classic posting there. BadPiggy up for post of the year award already

[CJ]

Some classic posting there. BadPiggy up for post of the year award already

i think we should have the annual est awards.

would give the mods something constructive to do

[Lee]

It's EST's great love story. Craig, ultimately appallingly ugly but dogged in his methods, falls for the devilmaycare, louche and cool in a kind of gruff Northener meets smoking french womaniser way, Shaggy. Craig pursues Shaggy, shamelessly laughing at even his feeblest jokes and pushing his way into all the coolest threads where Shaggy tends to lie back in a cloud of exotic smoke and bonhomie. A curious Shaggy accepts the clumsy, fumbled advances of this strange awkward social retard only to fall prey to his endless tenacity and flattery and only becomes aware of the depth of his feelings when it's all gone irretrievably public. Sadly, Craig unused to the funky salt aroma of successful coitus, still feels anxiety and fear of rejection. It's like a ****in Tolstoy novel.

[Tee]

It's EST's great love story. Craig, ultimately appallingly ugly but dogged in his methods, falls for the devilmaycare, louche and cool in a kind of gruff Northener meets smoking french womaniser way, Shaggy. Craig pursues Shaggy, shamelessly laughing at even his feeblest jokes and pushing his way into all the coolest threads where Shaggy tends to lie back in a cloud of exotic smoke and bonhomie. A curious Shaggy accepts the clumsy, fumbled advances of this strange awkward social retard only to fall prey to his endless tenacity and flattery and only becomes aware of the depth of his feelings when it's all gone irretrievably public. Sadly, Craig unused to the funky salt aroma of successful coitus, still feels anxiety and fear of rejection. It's like a ****in Tolstoy novel.

[Roboklopp]

Great post that Piggy.


Have to say, I feel far, far more sad when I watch Xabi nowadays than Tosser.

[Bender]

[Angryred]

To be honest, I would love to see Torres go on a ruthless streak taking Chelsea to the top of the summit making Fergie wait another year to knock us off our perch!

Other than that, who gives a ****!

[tsb]

making Fergie wait another year to knock us off our perch!

By which time, we will hopefully be in contention...

[Fosterbloke]

What car does Torres drive nowadays?

[Angryred]

By which time, we will hopefully be in contention...

Exactamundo so by that time, the others will have got their houses in order to knock the scum down the pile into freefall!

[RedAndWhite]

making Fergie wait another year to knock us off our perch!

Off Perch >= 18 League Titles and 5 or more Champions Leagues. He's got a bit to go yet.....

[wavydavy]

Apologies if posted already. Made me smile:

http://thekop.liverpoolfc.tv/_John-WHenry-knows-what-he39s-doing/photo/13680484/173471.html?enlarge=true

[McDermotX]

Worth a bump, seeing as how he's back to his normal self following his little unusual spurt last week (although the weather played a major part in that)
Keep it up traitor

[Baracus]